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Kofmel is a type of low skill average player, known to be very bad at the game Hypixel Skyblock, he has many simps and e-dates.
Wow, kofmel is so bad! He's died 3 times already!
kofmel by ToasterBoat April 19, 2022
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Kommel-Hemorrhage 

Taking a shit so hard that you burst a blood vessel in your eye.
Dude after I ate that whole pizza with extra cheese I didn't shit for days and when I did I got Kommel-hemorrhage
Mladý čávo. Kotmell is usually a mafia boss from czech republic, studying on GPJP.
He like cigs, does drugs like parno a ket, and he fluse na zem. His favourite sentence is "Pojedeš do Patrika zmrde?"

Also he lowkey looks like broccoli.
Kamo jsem na ketu a je tu Kotmell a dali jsme parno a cig a nabili jsme a jsme na sracky, posilam na snap, story, fb pico kurva zmrd jebu.
Kotmell by ChuraqPatocka June 18, 2020
Basically a redhead angel. Loves his POE classes, especially period 6. He loves it when people talk over him.
It’s period 6 now, and Kofmehl is happier than ever!
Kofmehl by urbanperson12 December 9, 2019

kofmelsimp

kofmel: gimme some nitro the kofmelsimps would give him it
kofmelsimp by subato September 29, 2021
The most beautiful, loving, caring, affectionate and kind people ever. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH KOMAL. The “e” is a crucial party of our identity.
“Oh look, there goes Komel”
komel by TUME November 22, 2021
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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