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Kofand is a incredibly beautiful woman.

Kofand is a very talented girl. She is creative, very smart and a very good friend. Kofand is the funniest girl of them all. She has such a perfect character. If you have Kofand as a friend, she will be there for you any time. Kofand is very loyal. She is nearly perfect!
If a boy fell in love: I found a Kofand, I will keep her forever and be there for her, she is my dream girl!
kofand by Noname_ January 2, 2017
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konandar 

used colloquially in India

the person who heads the team organizing an event, an organization or institution

the person who is ought to be responsible and accountable for the activities done by a team of an organization, committee or institution

the chief or master brain of an idea or an event

pl. konandars
He is the konandar of this event.

Every konandar is supposed to be responsible for the result of the decisions they take.
konandar by arunta007 October 7, 2011
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One of the realest slags that knows how to treat a twat well. From unlawful activity in the streets to sucking on box, this mfer knows how to keep it real.

His job isn’t all that simple though he risks his life and reputation each time he enters the streets. You must be armed with disrespect if you are gonna take a Kocanda on.
Did you hear what that kocanda did? I heard he sucked on a twat that hard that it went blue. Mfers thought it was blue waffle bruh
kocanda by Jonesunk November 15, 2021
“Just watch yourself” is the famous words of a kocanda before he desecrates that twat. Known for hit and runs especially ejaculate and evacuate. Power move is to pull out his doodle and swing it around like it’s a cheerleader Pom Pom. Also fumbles his set in other peoples showers and leaves his load on their floor.
Oly boi uncle did you see that kocanda with his doodle out swinging it around like it’s a helicopter damnn!
KOCANDA by Jonesunk November 18, 2021
(n)- Koh-TAHN-duh: A hybrid of the three animals Koala, Turtle and Panda, respectively. The kotanda is a mythical being seen by a certain group of California high school students to be an animal to posess a head of a panda, feet of a koala and shell of a turtle.

Kotandas have a tendency to destroy random things, though they appear lovable. Their ultimate goal is to take over high schools across the world, and eventually the world.
"The kotanda stole all the possessions in my locker!"
Kotanda by Mr.ChocoPocky May 11, 2010
A hybrid between a koala and a panda, the koanda is native to Asian islands between China and Australia and spends much of its time feeding on the bambalyptus, its favorite food.
Does the koanda exist? I myself has never seen one.
koanda by Smilodactyl222 February 8, 2015
Komandan is : Kontol Mang Zydan
Rava : Aku suka komandan
Milan : Kontol Mang Zydan
Komandan by PakYudikeren March 8, 2022
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