knowtive 

a motive purely for the purpose of knowing something
other forms:
knowtivate
knowtivated

well, i have anterior knowtives to know what color Angelina Jolie's first bra was, i want to know the first bra color of every celebrity

He wanted me to look up something, but I didn't have a knowtive.

knowtive by FRANKTHING August 30, 2013

knowticed 

a mixture of know and noticed, you would use it when you have noticed someone doing something but they just told you right then, so now you actually know.

dude1: yeah that chick is super hot
dude2: i knowticed

knowticed by Stephie-poos November 3, 2005

Knowtice

The combination of knowing something and also noticing something.

You have the prior knowledge but you were also enlightened about something giving you a complete view or "knowtice"

Knowtice by AB007 August 4, 2008

knowtivate 

to motivate someone to acquire pointless knowledge, purely to know that knowledge

I need to knowtivate bill to see if his birthmark is shaped exactly like pittsburg

knowtivate by FRANKTHING August 30, 2013

knowtivated 

being motivated to acquire pointless knowledge purely to know it

I am so knowtivated to google if googable is a word

knowtivated by FRANKTHING August 30, 2013

Knowtice

When “knowledge” & “awareness” are combined. An act of living consciously & being present to my experiences.

“O wow, she really knowticed.”
“How can you not knowtice?“
“I’m noticing right now.”
“If you want to improve your mental health, you need to start knowticing”

Knowtice by j-ism August 8, 2020

Knowniverse 

All that you can know, is the knowniverse. Some are quite small, maybe encapsulated by a short bus route. Others are quite immense. They rise and fall in memory like Pigeons on the wing. Whilst many despots believe they have dominion over the entire Cosmos. They are sadly mistaken. Their empire whilst bigger than your average fridge freezer is but a speck on a Spock impersonator in Blackpool Pleasure Beach.

Want to know more?

That Guy, thinks he rules the knowniverse, little does he know.

Knowniverse by Starshiphead February 28, 2021