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Leslie Knope 

If she were real, she would definitely become the first woman president. For real.
Leslie Knope: Why would anyone eat anything besides breakfast food?
Ron Swanson: People are idiots, Leslie.
Leslie Knope by ilikegagging July 9, 2018
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mark knopfler 

The main man behind the greatest band ever 'Dire Straits'. Arguably one the greatest guitarists ever.
That Mark Knopfler is a fuckin God.
mark knopfler by mairs June 1, 2006

Knoop Dogging 

Following the rules to the point that it makes you a complete bellend.
Prof: "Your peers will mark your presentations. It's worth 10% of the course marks"
Tupap: "Let's give each other full marks then we have a guaranteed 10%!!!"
Knoop Dogg: "I will give people the mark I think they deserve. If they don't deserve full marks why should I give it to them?!"
Jae-Z: "He's Knoop Dogging us."
Biggie Manos: "What is an area?"
Knoop Dogging by jibcheese February 2, 2015

Pepper knoppkers 

Pepper Knoppkers - a slang term meaning "pepperoni nipples."

Typically reserved for the largest & meatiest of pepperoni nipples.

The top 0.00001% of circumference, these pepperoni nipples are no longer 'nipples' - they are "knoppkers."
They sat in the moonlight. "are you ready, Christine?" he asked. "Yes" - she whispered.

He slowly slid off her shirt, unbuttoning her bra in one clean movement.

The moon shone down - revealing not nipples, but a pair of pepper knoppkers.

"Ew bitch" he exclaimed.

"what?" Christine asked, horrified.

"those are nasty I'm going home."
Pepper knoppkers by lydiajones_03 February 25, 2022

knusperparty 

An act of the female letting her period blood dry and her partner eating it off during oral sex.
I'm gonna let kevin give me a knusperparty tonight.
knusperparty by Bajoogies August 21, 2017

knispork 

a spoon, a knife, and a fork in one!
the knispork, a spork with i knife on the handle
knispork by Patrick Gump February 19, 2006