knoop

da ultimate rockmast0r, 1337 h4x0r, and mast0r potentat0r

yeah guy, you're knoop(-like)

by Anonymous May 12, 2003

knoop

Kleiner Pimmel, Talking Humbug

by Ingrid + Uta May 17, 2003

knoop

Knoop,Knopps,Knopernickel,Knoopers or Hülsenfrucht is da mast0r IMpotentat0r ! He has the shortest and thinest pint on earth. His skillz are gaysex and eating his shit/drinking his piss, no more than that. When he's at home, he is doing this all the time, because his skill is too low for other things. Sometimes, he tries to code, but he can't manage it, it's too difficult for him.

LOL guy, you are really Knoop-like, ROFL shame on you.
Oh, it's a Knoop, look: he has gaysex again.

by Eugen May 19, 2003

Knoop

Knoop is what a russian refers to a noob due to his lack of english speaking abilitys.

In conclusion: Knoop is noob in russian

Why you die? Why you knoop? Idiot blyat!

by Russian genius January 30, 2019

Knoop Dogging

Following the rules to the point that it makes you a complete bellend.

Prof: "Your peers will mark your presentations. It's worth 10% of the course marks"
Tupap: "Let's give each other full marks then we have a guaranteed 10%!!!"
Knoop Dogg: "I will give people the mark I think they deserve. If they don't deserve full marks why should I give it to them?!"
Jae-Z: "He's Knoop Dogging us."
Biggie Manos: "What is an area?"

by jibcheese February 2, 2015

hannah knoop

A RUDE PERSON WHO LETS HER DOG ATTACK HER BEST FRIEND

Hannah Knoop watching Zac Effron

BFF getting attacked my dog

Hannah looks over and laughs

by TBIINICOLEIIYH February 12, 2014

Knoop

A knoop is a higher level from being a noob, it redefines the balance between space and time and creates the ultimate noob... a knoop

me: Lucas, how you doing my brotha?!

Lucas: Shut the f*ck up you Knoop

by suka blyat January 15, 2019