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i knigh every day
knigh by eiddmmemdmckdkskss April 28, 2022
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Batman: Arkham knight 

A solid entry in the Batman Arkham series yet still inferior to Arkham city

Nonetheless a FUN AND IMMERSIVE BATMAN EXPERIENCE

Highly recommend it!
Arkham knight 9/10
Arkham city 10/10

Batman: Arkham knight IS THE DEFINITIVE BATMAN EXPERIENCE!!!!!!!!!
Batman: Arkham knight by SlickSnacc February 9, 2022

awsten knight 

awsten knight by Imanaturalgreen January 30, 2017

awsten knight 

god himself on earth
person 1: hey look it's awsten knight!
person 2: *kneels down and prays*
awsten knight by watercraves May 23, 2018

Mega Knight 

A legendary card in clash royale. Users of this card are usually virgins who thrive in their mothers basement and only come out to use their moms credit card and purchase gems. The mega knight itself is a fat piece of shit with tons of armor and fists full of spikes. This shitbag needs to be nerfed
"Hey, thanks for coming out to me." "No problem, I just knew using a mega knight was the best way of telling you that I was Gay."
Mega Knight by LocalDroid80 November 12, 2020

knightmage 

Referring to any creative endeavor but esp cosplay:
- it doesn't have to be perfect
- it's okay to half-ass it
- it doesn't need to be accurate
- it's okay to use artistic liberties and make it your own
- modify it, but it, or make it: it doesn't matter as long as it gets the job done
- the ONLY thing that matters is that YOU feel good wearing your cosplay and YOU are having fun
"I was gonna go full canon with my Iron Man but I think I'll just Knightmage it from here"

"She's not too heavy to play that character, she's Knightmaging it perfectly"
knightmage by threenorns February 1, 2022

awsten knight 

the lead singer of the band waterparks who is also known for typing in all caps and being kind of a cryptid.

he also has some sort of confusing crush on victoria justice and everyone is very concerned about it.
“did you see awsten knight’s new tweet?”
“yeah, why is he so loud all the time?”
awsten knight by krisisboring February 2, 2019
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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