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The satisfactory burn feeling on the back of the throat that one experiences after drinking a cold, carbonated, beverage soon after opening its factory sealed container resulting the consumers eyes to water, & then completed in true fashion with a deep blelch heard across the lands.
Man: What was that's sound & why are you crying my lady?
Woman: That was me experiencing my first kneemar after I downed all of your Mnt. Dew.
kneemar by The Real JDavid June 27, 2023
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A word for a wanna-b alpha male who claims to be hanging out with numerous girls, but is actually with girls that are related to him.
Guy 1 - Yo brah what you doing tonight?
Guy 2 - Yo I'm chilling with these 3 girls...
Guy 1 - Who you hanging out with man?
Guy 2- ....My cousin, my sister and my mom...
Guy 1 - You Goddamn Kneemah....
Kneemah by Oh My Kneemah July 27, 2009
Another word for nigger, one that may not get u shot in the hood. but ur ass kicked all the same.
you kneegar get away from my car. Tim Chen is a kneegar.
kneegar by Jordan February 29, 2004
"Kneegar" has multiple meanings, but the primary two are:

1. The surname of a great Viking chieftan during the early 1100s.
2. The N-Word, modified to make it sound like a Viking surname.
Viking dude: "I, Chief Kneegar, of keen heart and stout mind-"
Hood guy: "Hol' up."

kneetmares 

A nocturnal injury, where a partner knees the male balls in sleep.
"How did you sleep?"
..."Awful, terrible kneetmares"
kneetmares by penk June 19, 2010
A Savage whose never afraid to speak it's mind. Loyal, funny, smart, strong.

Can be chill or hype whenever and always stays loyal to his partner.
Girl #1: have you've seen this new kid in school, Keemari

Girl #2: yeah! I heard he's a keeper
keemari by Alexis c. February 25, 2018
A nickname for a person named Neha. Usually followed up by the saying "Har Har Har Hardy Har Har" when the name "kneehar" is spoken.
Kneehar Har Har Har
kneehar by Jerry Wang September 13, 2023
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