Kneeled 

Replaces the word "Baked". When your so high, you just dont want to do anything but sit, thus, being Kneeled.

I smoked 6 bowls of white widow, and i was completely kneeled.

Yesterday, i hit up my friends vaporizer, smoked 3g's of dank with some friends and i was more kneeled than i had ever been before.

Kneeled by TheClozetWizard August 7, 2010

Kneeled Son 

Best Fucking 1 Itemer to Ever play Runescape. Aka leader of doodooeyes

Woah! There's Kneeled Son, The beastly 1 itemer

Kneeled Son by Kneeled Son July 1, 2009

Keeled over

to collapse to the hands and knees, to fall, to lose consciousness, to die

Mitch's mom did the duggie and keeled over.
Went to the store to get some chips when some woman ran into me with her cart and I keeled over.
Dillon went to skate park and saw a kid on a scooter and keeled over.

Keeled over by TyRaq September 18, 2018

kneelid 

condition resulting from loose skin or thigh fat drooping down over the knee cap forming an flesh awning like an eyelid. kneelids are the centerpiece of thankles.

she didn't have cankles, but when her skirt blew up i caught a glimpse of her baggy kneelids!

she was a skinnyfat girl with thin legs but flabby kneelids

kneelid by merrywoohoo March 15, 2011

lazy kneeler 

N. One who is a lazy kneeler at church by kneeling, yet leaning against the pew with their butt. Lazy kneelers are kneeling/sitting.

"Get your butt off the pew and kneel straight. Don't become a lazy kneeler!"

lazy kneeler by braddowney1217 December 29, 2009

kneelesting 

The act of molesting ones knee inadvertedly during a conversation.

"Amanda stop kneelesting me" yells Moose.

kneelesting by AmandaPandaSanda October 2, 2006

Keeled

When someone gets so drunk they start throwing up

Did you hear Emily keeled last night?

Keeled by lol_idek July 18, 2018