Devil's Decade 

Going 24 hours(or more) without the act of pooping; the act of being constipated for longer than a day; When your false excretions seem like an evil decade.

Guy: Hey man that opiate binge has got be going through a Devil's Decade.

Guy#2: Oh that sucks...try some exlax.

Devil's Decade by TIMandALEX August 28, 2012

Procrastinator's Decade 

A period of 11 years. Analogous to a Baker's Dozen (the latter referring to a quantity of 13), a "Procrastinator's Decade" is a colourful description for the passage of time. See also 40 years (biblical).

Civil litigation: "This case must not be further delayed, My Lord, lest it drag on a procrastinator's decade."

Procrastinator's Decade by Dr. Strangevelo May 1, 2014

What's the official name of this decade? 

"What's the official name of this decade?" was a serious business that occurred toward the end of the first decade of the year 2000, caused by people's indecisiveness with coming up with the "official" not so lame, catchy label before end of the year 2009.

Several contenders that arose:

The New Millennium
The Bush Years (accompanied by facepalm micro)
The Naughties
The Naughts
The Oughts
The Singles
The Zeros
The Ohs

What's the official name of this decade? Besides "The Naughties"?

I bet my wallet that the people reading this in a few years will be calling this decade The Twenty Hundreds. Just sayin'.

What's the official name of this decade? by Nicko DaVinci December 15, 2009

the second decade 

The term referring to the years 2010 - 2019. We had the 70's , 80's, 90's, ought's and now we have "The Second Decade"!

Happy New Year everyone! Welcome to the Second Decade!

the second decade by cityguychicago December 31, 2009

see you next decade 

What noisy, annoying little shits say before winter break in 2019 to piss you off before leaving and going to set Californian forests on fire.

“See you next decade!”
“Get cancer, Stuart”

see you next decade by TheAnswerIs9 December 20, 2019

Spanned The Decade 

When you have sex with someone who is 10 years older or younger then you.

Andy spanned the decade with that fat chick last.

Spanned The Decade by prizedflavor January 28, 2010

Last week of school of the decade 

Let’s make it the Best week ever! Also we all have to Stand on a table and Scream “It’s the last week!!!!”

Isn’t it the last week of school of the decade? (Stands in table and screams It’s the last week!!!)

Last week of school of the decade by Sexyboi911 December 19, 2019