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Knatch

"We're going to go scoop up that knatch tonight."

"Which knatch, Crystal?"

"The only thing better than that skeezers knatch is that buthole"
by SquirellWhacker February 20, 2020
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Knatch

A knatch is a small piece of hashish or marijuana.

It's commonly used in Sweden and is derived of the word knerts, which means small piece (of anything).
"Dude, could you spare me a knatch?"
by Swedish Jesus July 4, 2009
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katchi

A nice caressing massage. From an old Louisiana Indian term for ‘loving touch.’
She gave me katchi.
by Sorin Acela December 31, 2017
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katchurduh

Formal way of excusing someone from a cough. Like god bless you to a sneeze.
Pronunced Ka-chur-duh
Friend: *cough* *cough*
Me: Katchurduh!
by Stompz & Spankz March 21, 2013
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Hero of Kvatch

An ugly person who is generally unaware of their ugliness. May later turn out to be an important figure in society regardless of this. The name is taken from the hero of the first-person role playing game The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, which is notorious for its (hilariously) faulty character creation screen and derpy-looking character models.
Guy 1: Rate me 1-10. Girls say I'm creepy, and I'm a virgin because of that...

Guy 2: You look like what happens when you click Randomize in the Oblivion character creation screen

Guy 3: It... It's you! THE HERO OF KVATCH! This is truly an honor!
by Xeretsym December 16, 2014
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Knatschig

When shes in that mood, that moody mood that makes her feel.... moody

If someone is at a state he or she can't decide of or why she should be mad and just precautionally gets that stinky attitude you have when waking up.

It can be described as whiny or just being in an undefinable bad mood being angry for no particular reason, but because of everything.

Often seen in Girls such as Ranzi or other specimen, you are doing good if you don't come too close and try to calm the subject as best as you can before leaving their surrounding QUICKLY
Oh nou why you so knatschig again girl?

Ranzi is the queen of knatsch! Shes got that bad mood again where shes in that moody mood that makes her feel moody
by ibicia July 27, 2018
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Katchina

cute, bubbly, girl. big flirt. friends with pretty much everyone. shes always happy.
guy 1: hey do you know Katchina?
guy 2: yoo i love that girl shes mad cute!
by laxplaya123 March 22, 2009
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