knalp

the process of schooling someone; get owned motherf**ker!

brendo - yo dude, i just sniped that bi*ch!

greg - dude, niceeee.

brendo - FUCKKK YEAAA, TRIPLE KILL. IM ON A ROLL BITCH... GET KNALPED SON

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by laxerboy109 May 2, 2010

Kalpact

Also known as MrKalpact, Kalpact is one of the most popular YouTube channels in the United States.

“Did you see Kalpact’s newest video?”
“Yeah I have notifications turned on”

by 25kRSN April 1, 2021

knap stat

knap stat is short for knappy status. it means gross, disgusting, ugly, and filthy. see nappy. some spell it nappy, but its a whole lot better if you spell it with a k. people can be knap stat, clothes, food, pretty much anything.

BAMF and MFKW see a fat girl walking by with really tight clothes on, and her fat is hanging out everywhere.

MFKW: "well thats knap stat."

BAMF: "i agree."

by dsoghaskdg February 19, 2009

knappett

The extended part of a stage on UK comedy show Taskmaster. It’s great for multiple activities; like balloon darts, hula-hoop pan throwing and doing cool walks. Coined after comedian and actress Jessica Knappett, who fell off the stage in series 7 episode 7 (The Perfect Stuff) attempting a cool walk.

Taking it in turns, roll a tyre down the Knappett.

by A Different Hunan Person To Yo November 10, 2022

kalpak

'Kalpak' Calpack, calpac, kalpac, kalpak, or qalpaq is a high-crowned cap worn by men in Turkey, the Balkans and throughout Central Asia and the Caucasus.
Kalpak is also a male name in India, and it means someone who is smart, witty, and amazing in bed.

The Kyrgyz man wearing a Kalpak walked into the bar.

by Nazgul07 July 10, 2017

Kalpit

Unimaginable, an intelligent person with a great sense of humour

Being a kalpit is the greatest achievement anyone can ever have

by Culprit04 May 25, 2018

fred knap

The one true god of drafting, in the ancient mythologies he was the bearer of all creation and he himself was the one being that could end all creation with the shittest joke you could ever hear. Fred was commonly mentioned in Egyptian Hieroglyphics in a story where he conquered the legnedary Lochness Monster and kept it as his pet. He plays NBA on rookie difficulty. He also whistles at shirtless boys. His eveil twin, pank derf challenged his throne and only after countless battles, realized that he and pank were one and the same. AKA Draft Lord.

Fred Knap is very charitable and has given countless drafting lessons to kids in Niggeria

by The_Young_Drafter January 26, 2017