(v.) To masturbate, choke the chicken, pull one's pork, etc.
"Man, I wish my roommate would get out for like two minutes so I could knap."

"Take a knap; you'll feel better."
by Lonelyjew 14 February 04, 2008
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Knap- To Knap someone is to slap your testicles into their cheeks until they fall unconcious or their teeth fall out.
I knaped that slut till she spat crimson foo.

PS FOR ALL YOU IDIOTS THIS IS NOT REALLY A WORD. SHUT UP IN ADVANCE BEFORE YOU SAY SOMETHING FUCKTARDED JUST GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY HIDE AND GO FUCK YOURSELF.

PPS HEHEHELOLIRJUSSKIDDINGRARRRR!
by Smokey_MC_Pot_Cheese December 10, 2003
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Derived from the word Kidnapped

1. When an object or spot is taken while you are away.

2. When someone woos your girlfriend or boyfriend away from you.
1. Jeff knapped my seat while I was up getting mustard.

2. Chris knapped my girl, Latisha.
by Remilo33 August 14, 2010
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the act of ripping someone off in a negotiation where they get the much better end of the deal.
Zac knapped Drew in the fantasy football trade.
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Slang for no. Best used when you're feeling a little funky, and no just won't do.
Steve: Hey Tim, do you want to go to the bar later?
Tim: Knaps Steve, I've got a lot of work to do.
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knap stat is short for knappy status. it means gross, disgusting, ugly, and filthy. see nappy. some spell it nappy, but its a whole lot better if you spell it with a k. people can be knap stat, clothes, food, pretty much anything.
BAMF and MFKW see a fat girl walking by with really tight clothes on, and her fat is hanging out everywhere.

MFKW: "well thats knap stat."

BAMF: "i agree."
by dsoghaskdg February 17, 2009
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The one true god of drafting, in the ancient mythologies he was the bearer of all creation and he himself was the one being that could end all creation with the shittest joke you could ever hear. Fred was commonly mentioned in Egyptian Hieroglyphics in a story where he conquered the legnedary Lochness Monster and kept it as his pet. He plays NBA on rookie difficulty. He also whistles at shirtless boys. His eveil twin, pank derf challenged his throne and only after countless battles, realized that he and pank were one and the same. AKA Draft Lord.
Fred Knap is very charitable and has given countless drafting lessons to kids in Niggeria
by The_Young_Drafter January 26, 2017
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