Knap
"Man, I wish my roommate would get out for like two minutes so I could knap."
"Take a knap; you'll feel better."
"Take a knap; you'll feel better."
Knap by Lonelyjew 14 February 4, 2008
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Knap
Knap- To Knap someone is to slap your testicles into their cheeks until they fall unconcious or their teeth fall out.
I knaped that slut till she spat crimson foo.
PS FOR ALL YOU IDIOTS THIS IS NOT REALLY A WORD. SHUT UP IN ADVANCE BEFORE YOU SAY SOMETHING FUCKTARDED JUST GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY HIDE AND GO FUCK YOURSELF.
PPS HEHEHELOLIRJUSSKIDDINGRARRRR!
PS FOR ALL YOU IDIOTS THIS IS NOT REALLY A WORD. SHUT UP IN ADVANCE BEFORE YOU SAY SOMETHING FUCKTARDED JUST GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY HIDE AND GO FUCK YOURSELF.
PPS HEHEHELOLIRJUSSKIDDINGRARRRR!
Knap by Smokey_MC_Pot_Cheese December 10, 2003
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Knap by NickTheOneNOnly February 7, 2018
knap stat
knap stat is short for knappy status. it means gross, disgusting, ugly, and filthy. see nappy. some spell it nappy, but its a whole lot better if you spell it with a k. people can be knap stat, clothes, food, pretty much anything.
BAMF and MFKW see a fat girl walking by with really tight clothes on, and her fat is hanging out everywhere.
MFKW: "well thats knap stat."
BAMF: "i agree."
MFKW: "well thats knap stat."
BAMF: "i agree."
knap stat by dsoghaskdg February 19, 2009
knap stat
knap stat is short for knappy status. it means gross, disgusting, ugly, and filthy. see nappy. some spell it nappy, but its a whole lot better if you spell it with a k. people can be knap stat, clothes, food, pretty much anything.
BAMF and MFKW see a fat girl walking by with really tight clothes on, and her fat is hanging out everywhere.
MFKW: "well thats knap stat."
BAMF: "i agree."
MFKW: "well thats knap stat."
BAMF: "i agree."
knap stat by dsoghaskdg February 19, 2009
knap attack
the act of waking a girl up in the middle of the night by slapping her in the face then immediately ejaculating on her face
knap attack by The Knap attack November 25, 2010
Knap Butter
The conglomeration of greasy substance that builds up between the ass cheeks after a particularly long day and resembles the smell of a shart. Occurs most often after it has been greater than 8 hours since a shower and is one of the substances to be removed whilst participating in a hooker shower.
Knap Butter by shuddddders October 7, 2009
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