tag nuts

Must be of UK origin. You all seem to know what dangleberries or klingons are. Well, they're also referred to as Tag Nuts. The curse of puberty in every one of us.

Ance, voice-wobbling, sweaty moments and wet dreams; all a delight when compared to the discomfort of accumulating tag-nuts in adolescence and beyond.

by chris wheelie June 16, 2005

tag nut

Particles of excrement that become entangled with anal hair and dry in this position.

I flipped her over to play the b-bide but her ring was sealed bu a huge tag nut.

by Ivanovitch March 18, 2003

Tag nut

Slang for when poop or toilet paper sticks to the hairs on your butt. It can hurt a lot to pull it out.

Rick howled in pain as he removed tag nuts from his pubic hairs.

by MissingnoFTW December 5, 2009

Tag nut

A tiny piece of shit that is stuck to the hairs of your asshole, which is so fucking hard to remove.

MOM! MOM! There is a fucking tag nut on my asshole!

by JannRickles September 15, 2022

nut tag

a playful game among peers where one tries to pop another in the nuts

NUT TAG!! You're It

by swil February 28, 2003

Tag Nut

A piece of shit on an ass hair

Person 1: "Now I'm really getting rather mad, you're like a niggly tickly shitty little tag nut! When I've knocked you out with all my bab, I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!
Person 2: Your butt?
Person 1: My butt!
Per/on 2: Your butt??
Person 1: That's right, my butt!
Person 2: Ew!
Person 1: My Butt!
Person 2: EWW!
Person 1: MY BUTT!

by Rainmed2 May 14, 2024