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My Klewis 

Total faggot. Constantly "injured." Cries constantly. Sizzling hot bod. Tears constantly rolling down his six pack. Will grow up to be a sex-offender. Jerks off multiple times a day. Sucks at baseball. Feels uncomfortable in social situations. Walks like he has a stick up his ass. Loves his hair. Zero social skills. Amazing forearm veins. Sexy-ass tan.
Damn, that fag is such a My Klewis.
My Klewis by Rocky Ridges September 24, 2011
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alt. spelling "Kalewski"

a simple "comfort-food" type of dish comprised of spaghetti cooked, and then fried with Ritz cracker crumbs. Served hot with ketchup on top. Delicious.
hey man whip up somma dat klewski for me. i am hungry as a muthafukca.
Klewski by Iskander December 26, 2008

klewdough 

Word used to describe how sombody who has mental issues spells. usually follows playing since it is also a game.
person1 - hifje hjoow ahre kewn wurld hjoow kyall hjoowrshelf?
person2 - lol retards are playing klewdough
klewdough by echkowh August 1, 2008

Kaitlyn klewer

Hey kaitlyn klewer👩🏻 🦰
Kaitlyn klewer by Urmova.123 March 5, 2022
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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