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My Klewis 

Total faggot. Constantly "injured." Cries constantly. Sizzling hot bod. Tears constantly rolling down his six pack. Will grow up to be a sex-offender. Jerks off multiple times a day. Sucks at baseball. Feels uncomfortable in social situations. Walks like he has a stick up his ass. Loves his hair. Zero social skills. Amazing forearm veins. Sexy-ass tan.
Damn, that fag is such a My Klewis.
My Klewis by Rocky Ridges September 24, 2011
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alt. spelling "Kalewski"

a simple "comfort-food" type of dish comprised of spaghetti cooked, and then fried with Ritz cracker crumbs. Served hot with ketchup on top. Delicious.
hey man whip up somma dat klewski for me. i am hungry as a muthafukca.
Klewski by Iskander December 26, 2008

klewdough 

Word used to describe how sombody who has mental issues spells. usually follows playing since it is also a game.
person1 - hifje hjoow ahre kewn wurld hjoow kyall hjoowrshelf?
person2 - lol retards are playing klewdough
klewdough by echkowh August 1, 2008

Kaitlyn klewer

Avas red head lesbian lover
Hey kaitlyn klewer👩🏻 🦰
Kaitlyn klewer by Urmova.123 March 5, 2022
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026