Total faggot. Constantly "injured." Cries constantly. Sizzling hot bod. Tears constantly rolling down his six pack. Will grow up to be a sex-offender. Jerks off multiple times a day. Sucks at baseball. Feels uncomfortable in social situations. Walks like he has a stick up his ass. Loves his hair. Zero social skills. Amazing forearm veins. Sexy-ass tan.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'