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My Klewis 

Total faggot. Constantly "injured." Cries constantly. Sizzling hot bod. Tears constantly rolling down his six pack. Will grow up to be a sex-offender. Jerks off multiple times a day. Sucks at baseball. Feels uncomfortable in social situations. Walks like he has a stick up his ass. Loves his hair. Zero social skills. Amazing forearm veins. Sexy-ass tan.
Damn, that fag is such a My Klewis.
My Klewis by Rocky Ridges September 24, 2011
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alt. spelling "Kalewski"

a simple "comfort-food" type of dish comprised of spaghetti cooked, and then fried with Ritz cracker crumbs. Served hot with ketchup on top. Delicious.
hey man whip up somma dat klewski for me. i am hungry as a muthafukca.
Klewski by Iskander December 26, 2008

klewdough 

Word used to describe how sombody who has mental issues spells. usually follows playing since it is also a game.
person1 - hifje hjoow ahre kewn wurld hjoow kyall hjoowrshelf?
person2 - lol retards are playing klewdough
klewdough by echkowh August 1, 2008

Kaitlyn klewer

Hey kaitlyn klewer👩🏻 🦰
Kaitlyn klewer by Urmova.123 March 5, 2022

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026