The Act of subconsciously stealing pens, chewing and drooling on the caps. Then, once realized that there is enough lubrication, massage and eventually penetrate the brown eye for anal masturbation purposes. This may be done by going to town on one's self or a gay friend.

Pater: "That tosser Ken is such a kleptobeniac".

Andrew: Yae I know, I hear Scott walked in on him in the act. Then, he was bragging about Ken going straight kleptoBenia on his ass and how they executed a synchronized Kleptobeniation.

kleptoBenia by cheeser696 May 13, 2011

Kleptonecropyrozoophilia

A preference for having sex with stolen, burning animal corpses.

"Dude, tell me you didn't sleep with Britney Spears. She's a kleptonecropyrozoophiliac, you know."

Kleptonecropyrozoophilia by Kaskad December 14, 2008

kleptonecropedophile

describes one who steals dead young children to have sex with

After seeing Rupert's basement, it was obvious he was a total kleptonecropedophile.

kleptonecropedophile by Rupert the Chilean Wheezing Llama January 7, 2007

kleptochargamania

A person who compulsively steals phone chargers.

One day he would be forced to admit to him self that he did in fact have kleptochargamania.

kleptochargamania by A Lizzy Bath May 23, 2017

Kleptoparisitism

kleptoparisitism

Hunt, steal, hang on, steal some more. Bears in Yellowstone hunt with wolves...like good buds, then steal their elk kill, failing to invite them to dinner.

bitches be too!
...
my ex was into that...

kleptoparisitism.

took my heart, clamped on my ass, too... like a fucking deer tick... until she also drained my wallet! Bitch.

Oh, well. Its a new word for a new year!

Kleptoparisitism by Logged_A_Few_Miles January 1, 2022

Kleptofartiac

When you get the Boo in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe and you go invisible while stealing an item.

Reese became a kleptofartiac after she became one with the Boo.

Kleptofartiac by of_repose October 15, 2022

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026