kleptobear

a small child, usually homeless, who deceives you with their adorable appearance just to turn around and take your wallet while your not looking.

Joe: Dude! that little girl just took my wallet!
Frankie: Ha! Whata kleptobear!

by sabertoothshay February 7, 2010

kleptoBenia

The Act of subconsciously stealing pens, chewing and drooling on the caps. Then, once realized that there is enough lubrication, massage and eventually penetrate the brown eye for anal masturbation purposes. This may be done by going to town on one's self or a gay friend.

Pater: "That tosser Ken is such a kleptobeniac".

Andrew: Yae I know, I hear Scott walked in on him in the act. Then, he was bragging about Ken going straight kleptoBenia on his ass and how they executed a synchronized Kleptobeniation.

by cheeser696 May 13, 2011

Kleptonecropyrozoophilia

A preference for having sex with stolen, burning animal corpses.

"Dude, tell me you didn't sleep with Britney Spears. She's a kleptonecropyrozoophiliac, you know."

by Kaskad December 14, 2008

kleptonecropedophile

describes one who steals dead young children to have sex with

After seeing Rupert's basement, it was obvious he was a total kleptonecropedophile.

by Rupert the Chilean Wheezing Llama January 7, 2007

kleptochargamania

A person who compulsively steals phone chargers.

One day he would be forced to admit to him self that he did in fact have kleptochargamania.

by A Lizzy Bath May 23, 2017

Kleptoparisitism

kleptoparisitism

Hunt, steal, hang on, steal some more. Bears in Yellowstone hunt with wolves...like good buds, then steal their elk kill, failing to invite them to dinner.

bitches be too!
...
my ex was into that...

kleptoparisitism.

took my heart, clamped on my ass, too... like a fucking deer tick... until she also drained my wallet! Bitch.

Oh, well. Its a new word for a new year!

by Logged_A_Few_Miles January 1, 2022

Kleptofartiac

When you get the Boo in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe and you go invisible while stealing an item.

Reese became a kleptofartiac after she became one with the Boo.

by of_repose October 15, 2022