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Klementyna 

The most incredible, badass woman on the planet. She is smart, funny, talented, creative, compassionate, passionate, and humble. She is jaw-droppingly beautiful and has a body built for sex. She is effortlessly sexy and causes massive, widespread dick-splosions.
Klementyna made me cum in my pants just by walking in my direction. She is a legend.
Klementyna by thetruth143 September 3, 2021

Klementa 

Klementa is an angel. She has the smile of an actual angel and is unreal. She might not be tall, but she is very pretty, smart and cheerful! She is shy at first but is loud when you get to know her. She will make you laugh a lot. Everyone needs a Klementa in their life.
A: Oh My Gosh. She is so pretty, smart, shy and cheerful!
B: She is definitely Klementa.
Klementa by Denisaa January 15, 2022

kleinian theory 

to appear cool and mysterious when you're really just shy and socially awkward

this is not meant as an insult!
"omg anna is so cool!"
"well actually she's just socially awkward, she totally fits the kleinian theory"

klementine 

When someone's skin color is severely orange looking and unnatural.
Damn, that girl's looking like a klementine after her spray tan.
klementine by Cadlads November 23, 2016

kemedian 

basically and internet troll who thinks hes funny.
has generally no idea what the topic is about but add loads of irrelevant graphs and long winded posts in an attempt to disrupt the conversation
"we where discussing football but then some kemedian threw in loads of graphs about rugby tackles"
kemedian by Citz July 24, 2015
Keenian is awesome,smart,funny,and one fine human being.everybody loves him and he gets any girl he wants.Hes also a badass at what he does so don’t mess with him.
Oh there’s Keenian!!

“I love him so much!!”
keenian by Micheal Sampson April 19, 2018
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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