klemenian 

A really bad dad joke

Dad, that was a klemenian.

klemenian by SieC5 February 18, 2020

Klementyna 

The most incredible, badass woman on the planet. She is smart, funny, talented, creative, compassionate, passionate, and humble. She is jaw-droppingly beautiful and has a body built for sex. She is effortlessly sexy and causes massive, widespread dick-splosions.

Klementyna made me cum in my pants just by walking in my direction. She is a legend.

Klementyna by thetruth143 September 3, 2021

Klementa 

Klementa is an angel. She has the smile of an actual angel and is unreal. She might not be tall, but she is very pretty, smart and cheerful! She is shy at first but is loud when you get to know her. She will make you laugh a lot. Everyone needs a Klementa in their life.

A: Oh My Gosh. She is so pretty, smart, shy and cheerful!
B: She is definitely Klementa.

Klementa by Denisaa January 15, 2022

kleinian theory 

to appear cool and mysterious when you're really just shy and socially awkward

this is not meant as an insult!

"omg anna is so cool!"
"well actually she's just socially awkward, she totally fits the kleinian theory"

kleinian theory by raeuberstochter April 28, 2022

klementine 

When someone's skin color is severely orange looking and unnatural.

Damn, that girl's looking like a klementine after her spray tan.

klementine by Cadlads November 23, 2016

kemedian 

basically and internet troll who thinks hes funny.
has generally no idea what the topic is about but add loads of irrelevant graphs and long winded posts in an attempt to disrupt the conversation

"we where discussing football but then some kemedian threw in loads of graphs about rugby tackles"

kemedian by Citz July 24, 2015

keenian 

Keenian is awesome,smart,funny,and one fine human being.everybody loves him and he gets any girl he wants.Hes also a badass at what he does so don’t mess with him.

Oh there’s Keenian!!

“I love him so much!!”

keenian by Micheal Sampson April 19, 2018