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made up by a woman named drac. she was super odd and kind of retarded. kalawg is used to describe a very close friend, or friend you appreciate very much. drac would usually spend time making up stupid ass words like this one. a combination of dawg and some random ass k word 🤷 ♂️
"yo whats up kalawg"
"and i was like kalawg are u serious rn?"
kalawg by foodwudbfyern January 12, 2024
a klawg is like a dawg; but times ten. a super frumbulous shlawg. also the name of fancy oncelers abusive dad
klawg wtf are u on about ☠️
klawg go away
SPOILER IT EITHER WAY KLAWG. NOW STOP KLAWGING UR TOILET.
i’m talking about THE TINY KLAWG
i will never get over onceler saying klawg
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Kalagadagaling 

Pronounced ka-lag-a-dag-a-ling. When someone makes loud Pterodactyl/parrot-like noises at random intervels. In past-tence called Kalagadagled.
(example a)"That bitch needs to stop kalagadagaling so much! Shes giving me a fucking headache!!"

(example b)"That guy in 30 Days Of Night Kalagadagled so well! I thought my eardrums were going to burst!!!!! Awsome!"

(example c) person 1:"Kait where are you"
person 2:"I don't see you!"
person 1:"Lets kalagadagle until we find eachother!"
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sissy: a timid man or boy considered childish or unassertive
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Edward was anticipating some kalangalanga after the expensive lobster dinner.
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Kalawela 

Men that are cool. They are good looking' guys that care for everything. They are video game-addicts and are awesome in school. Most likely they are a good and industrious dude.
Ugh Kalawela is such a better person then I am.
Kalawela by EditorForUD December 7, 2013