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Kaeslermeters 

Always longer in distance then a kilometer. Greater than one kilometer but less than two.
That half marathon was actually 27km, must of been measured in Kaeslermeters
Kaeslermeters by USWA April 7, 2019
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Kesler-bomb 

Sweeping in behind a teammate, friend or family member to intentionally - and unintentionally - appear in video footage or photographs.

Vancouver Canucks center Ryan Kesler has become good at this as of late, magically appearing in post-game interviews behind teammates.
Mark is about to Kesler-bomb Joe and Tina in their wedding portrait. This will not end well.
Kesler-bomb by pucklady March 31, 2011
She is the sweetest girl u will ever meet. Always has a huge heart for everyone. Never wants to give up on anyone she loves.. She is shy but not shy. Smart but quiet about how smart she is.. She will observe her surroundings and is usally right when her intuition kicks in. She wont snap right away but after so long , she will beat some ass, man or woman.. But she is friendly most of the time and tries her best to look out for the ones she cares about, sometimes she comes off as mean and has an attitude, but its bc she has already put up with so much and held it in for so long that her emotions catch up with her w/o her realizing.. But she is a good person with a great heart.. Dont take andvantage of it if u have a Kesley in your life..
Kesley has a huge heart and will show you if you show her the same thing..
Kesley by Trueluck September 3, 2019
Keslie is super hot and everyone likes her, but she's known to be really prude, but she'll be having guys chase her down her entire life.
"Who do you like?"
"You know I've always liked Keslie."
keslie by Jacob Crandel March 29, 2016

Ryan Kesler 

A person that is half man half beast.
# 17 of the Vancouver Canucks. During Canucks games Ryan Kesler activates his beast mode.
Ryan Kesler by Servine December 16, 2011
A vast and mystical place where souls are lost and diseases are contracted. Singularly responsible for the demise of western culture, knickers and Jackson.
Everyone that's ever been to Keesler: I'm feeling good about myself. Too good, in fact. Perhaps I need a trip to Keesler to remind me what a piece of shit I really am. Yes - that's the ticket! By golly, that'll cure me of everything good in my life!! Micromanage me into worthlessness because I LOVE it!!
Keesler by mrm5593 September 25, 2006