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kkesl by daniaanus March 31, 2018
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Kaeslermeters 

Always longer in distance then a kilometer. Greater than one kilometer but less than two.
That half marathon was actually 27km, must of been measured in Kaeslermeters
Kaeslermeters by USWA April 7, 2019
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Kesler-bomb 

Sweeping in behind a teammate, friend or family member to intentionally - and unintentionally - appear in video footage or photographs.

Vancouver Canucks center Ryan Kesler has become good at this as of late, magically appearing in post-game interviews behind teammates.
Mark is about to Kesler-bomb Joe and Tina in their wedding portrait. This will not end well.
Kesler-bomb by pucklady March 31, 2011
She is the sweetest girl u will ever meet. Always has a huge heart for everyone. Never wants to give up on anyone she loves.. She is shy but not shy. Smart but quiet about how smart she is.. She will observe her surroundings and is usally right when her intuition kicks in. She wont snap right away but after so long , she will beat some ass, man or woman.. But she is friendly most of the time and tries her best to look out for the ones she cares about, sometimes she comes off as mean and has an attitude, but its bc she has already put up with so much and held it in for so long that her emotions catch up with her w/o her realizing.. But she is a good person with a great heart.. Dont take andvantage of it if u have a Kesley in your life..
Kesley has a huge heart and will show you if you show her the same thing..
Kesley by Trueluck September 3, 2019
Keslie is super hot and everyone likes her, but she's known to be really prude, but she'll be having guys chase her down her entire life.
"Who do you like?"
"You know I've always liked Keslie."
keslie by Jacob Crandel March 29, 2016

Ryan Kesler 

A person that is half man half beast.
# 17 of the Vancouver Canucks. During Canucks games Ryan Kesler activates his beast mode.
Ryan Kesler by Servine December 16, 2011
A vast and mystical place where souls are lost and diseases are contracted. Singularly responsible for the demise of western culture, knickers and Jackson.
Everyone that's ever been to Keesler: I'm feeling good about myself. Too good, in fact. Perhaps I need a trip to Keesler to remind me what a piece of shit I really am. Yes - that's the ticket! By golly, that'll cure me of everything good in my life!! Micromanage me into worthlessness because I LOVE it!!
Keesler by mrm5593 September 25, 2006
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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