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Kjh-Lajhni 

Kjh-Lajhni she has a passion for what she loves and will not silence her voice for anyone. She has beautiful spirit that she does not withhold. She is friendly and gregarious and takes her friendships very seriously. She is fun and fun loving and loves to talk. She loves to keep up on the latest gossip and enjoys stirin' the pot and make life interesting. Beware because she is a flirt and will flirt and uses her flirtatious devices to catch her prey. But do not mistake this for commitment because you are just one in the long string of broken hearts left behind by flirtatious seductions. Do not fall for her sneaky tricks, she may ask you about her body and figure but this only a ploy to draw you to her. She a hot latte looking vibrant girl. While she may be a fun flirty girl take note that her bad side is quite the opposite. She likes to argue and debate and has a fierce wrath. But overall she is a spontaneous spirit, a lover, and generally happy about life. She has a loving smile and happy heart. To be a true friend to her is to have a friend for life!
Kjh-Lajhni is a flirt
Kjh-Lajhni by KJHdef. October 18, 2012

kjhgfdswertyuioplmnbvcxzaq

Boredom reincarnation. Typing qazxcvbnmlpoiuytrewsdfghjk didn't satisfy your extreme boredom, so you decided to flip it over.
Teacher : 3 min. left, class!
Snoopy Kid 1 : Alright, what comes after qazxcvbnmlpoiuytrewsdfghjk?
Snoopy Kid 2 : *Passes note* -> How about kjhgfdswertyuioplmnbvcxzaq. Always remember to flip it over!
Snoopy Kid 1 : *Answers note* Thanks!
Assistant Teacher : Now whats going on over here?!
Snoopy Kid 1 & 2 : *Quickly open a new tab* Nothing!

bvdhskjcb kjhclwbajkcxlsfvdslfibkcnvhfiygd 

The thing you type in if you have a seizure
911 what's your emergency?
bvdhskjcb kjhclwbajkcxlsfvdslfibkcnvhfiygd

kjhgfdsazxcvbnmlpoiuytrewqazxcvbnmljhgfds

you seems like you are very bored and typed a double spiral. you are creative, but i am creative first and created this.
kjhgfdsazxcvbnmlpoiuytrewq and poiuytrewqazxcvbnmlkjhgfds exist, so imma combine them and make kjhgfdsazxcvbnmlpoiuytrewqazxcvbnmljhgfds.
When addressing friends or homies
Ay yo Kjhief what you up to?
Kjhief by RaptorCloak December 31, 2020
The top four letters that usually appear when you slam down on the keys. Also can include numbers such as 3,4,5,7, or 9.
Assface: you seen that girl outside Denny's this morning?

Average Bro: Yea.

Assface: I hit that!

Average Bro: SHE USED TO BE A DUDE!

Assface: KJHF 9kl;gfh!!!!!!!!
kjhf by CappinMcGee October 9, 2011
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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