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kiyrsten 

Fine ass females nice ass, poppin pussy.
Damn I need me a Kiyrsten”
kiyrsten by Duhgouche May 4, 2018
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Kirsten is a sweet,loving, and kind girl. She will always take 2 chances. She knows how to get a guy to like her. She seems very shy sometimes, but when you get to know her, she is a very talkative and loud girl. She hates when people call her "Kerstin". Normally she looks happy, but there is always something wrong that she is trying to hide. She will do anything to make anyone's day better. She is the type that is girly but not to girly. She does sports, and people often say she is athletic. She is an amazing and beautiful girl. You won't find anyone like a Kirsten.
"omg look at Kirsten, she is so beautiful."
Kirsten by Bigpapi67 November 21, 2016
Kirsten is very shy at first but is really outgoing when you meet them. She is very artistic and will have lots of inside jokes with you. She will always keep secrets. She is always there even when it’s tough. Sometimes she can be moody, but she always pulls through. She is very beautiful and attracts the fittest guys.
I want to be friends with Kirsten, she is so beautiful and sweet.
Kirsten by Oomalwe May 6, 2018
Kyrsten is a girl who is very intelligent and knows how to talk to people. She has a lot of talent in the language department. She also loves to be with the one she loves most She is always super easy to talk to and has a great imagination. When she talks, it sounds like a masterpiece is being written.

She is also a very good actor. Sometimes this is bad because she can cover up many emotions she might have. But this is also a great tool of hers. She can really show other people how she feels in different ways. This Kyrsten is so unique and gifted that everyone loves her. She has so many friends and is nice to every single one of them. And when she really loves something, she always is patient and goes out to get it, no matter what gets in her way.
"Hey, do you remember who that girl who told that story last night?"
"Ya! She was such a great speaker! I think her name was Kyrsten."
Kyrsten by Hamneggs1234 November 2, 2012

Keyrsten 

Keyrsten is the "she-wolf" type. She seems nice and innocent at first but then you get a few shots in her and DAAAAAMN you better watch out.
Man, did you hear bout Mr.Fluffy my poodle? She went crazy and tore a bunch of small children into pieces. We should have named her Keyrsten.
Keyrsten by tiffanyblonde February 4, 2010

kiersten 

kiersten is a girl who will constantly put others before her without hesitation. she puts up a brave front so others will need her in their life and others will want her. kiersten is a girl who’s been through a lot in her life and she can still smile. even though it hurts. kiersten is a survivor. she’s a warrior. she’s someone that you need in your life because she has your back if you ever need someone to vent to. kiersten has a motherly love, a motherly touch. she gives amazing hugs and gentle kisses. kiersten is a drop dead goregous girl with an amazing smile. her actions are confusing but kiersten has a reason for everything she does.
person a: look at that girls smile
person b: on god, she must be a kiersten
kiersten by //-BBY-\\ November 7, 2018
Kirstens tend to be kept to themselves, but usually are very social. They tend to take an interest into alternative music. They are slow to anger. Their humor tends to be dark humor and sarcastic humor. They are overall a great person and love the spotlight. They love the attention that they recieve. They always have big, bright eyes and nice curves. They love animals and would go out of their way to help anyone in need. They also typically have depression or some sort of anxiety disorder, but that's okay. Despite their flaws, anyone would want to switch bodies with a Kirsten! They are such great people!
Did you see the curves on that chick? She has to be a Kirsten!

Kirsten fits my sense of humor just right.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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