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Kittentoe 

A variation of cameltoe. A hot young girl under the age of 18. Having kitten replace camel is to reference the size (much smaller) of the wedge that appears in the genital region resulting from tight fitting clothing.
An example of size would be to make a fist and look at the crease between your first and second knuckle = Kittentoe

Girls rolling down the waste of their already small A&F shorts = Kittentoe

Selena Gomez, Hannah Montana, most high school cheerleaders, etc... = kittentoe
Kittentoe by jimihat February 21, 2009
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kittenloaf

(n.) Unit of measurement, defining the maximum amount of cuteness possible in a single entity.
My girlfriend is so cute, she's at least .9 of a kittenloaf.
kittenloaf by Brass March 29, 2004

kittenness 

to be unbealeveably cute and eresistable!!!!
that girl was so kittenness!!!!
kittenness by wintercat November 22, 2011

kittenboobs 

This is a phrase that describes someone who is bad but also soft and adorable. And also is a phrase that can describe Doja Cat.
“Have you seen her outfit! She is on fleek today!!!”

“Oh yeah she is giving me Doja Cat vibes, like kittenboobs all the way”
kittenboobs by bingosbitch June 22, 2021

kittenmouth 

A clown-like man or woman who has a kitten's mouth, particularly with whiskers. These people usually collect puppets, and it is custom for them to carry knives at all times. If you want to get on their good sides, buy them nuggets.
Get the hell off me, kittenmouth! You're gettin' blood all over my sweatshirt.. Where in the world is that blood coming from anyway?
kittenmouth by senorita consuelo January 5, 2005

Kittenbreath 

The sultry musk left on one's breath the morning after a long night of munching away at some cute girl's pussy.
Freddy: "Dude, I've still got a massive case of kittenbreath from Jessika last night."

George: "Hahaha, fucking awesome man! Can I smell it?"

Freddy: "You're a sick, sick bastard, you know that George?"

George: "..."
George: "..."

Freddy: *exhales heavily onto George*

George quivers.

Love. Touch. Forever. Intense. Thick. Calvin Klein. Nah fuck that, Men Everywhere.
Kittenbreath by WordSauce March 10, 2009

kittenologist 

the study of kittens and how they are not dogs because they are kittens
"i would like to be a kittenologist because i have an obsession with kitteys
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