kitschlap

How you say bitchslap without getting in trouble. Plus, it kinda looks German when you write it.

Becky: Ich kitschlap Katrina!
Nicole: Are you speaking German?
Becky: No, I didn't want to swear, but I bitchslapped Katrina.

kitschlap by ColieF May 30, 2008

kitschmas 

The celebration of all things of poor taste and poor quality associated with the festive season.

Merry Kitschmas!

kitschmas by Richard Price December 8, 2003

kerschlapp 

To kerschlapp someone is to destroy them so hard they want to cry.

I just kerschlapped those orphans.

kerschlapp by OppositeX December 2, 2020

kerschlapp 

To kerschlapp someone is to destroy someone so hard there is no other word to define it.

I kerschlapped the enemy so hard, the uninstalled.

kerschlapp by OppositeX December 2, 2020

kitschank

sleezy in a moderately self-aware fashion, such as dressing as bob eubanks for halloween, but failing miserably to pull off the semi-ironic twist & instead just being fucking creepy.

you: he looks like a sleezy used car salesman with that fucking trucker 'stache & elbow-patched sport coat action.

me: yeah, but he has redeeming qualities, unlike scott baio.

you: fuck scott baio, he's a douche & so is that kitschank ass.

kitschank by oryismyhero April 22, 2010

kitschtal 

Refers to a kind of metal music which is super kitsch

John: Nice sound. but a bit gay
Jeremy: no man, they are only playing kitschtal
John: alright

kitschtal by kiwi1233 December 10, 2016