kitschmas 

The celebration of all things of poor taste and poor quality associated with the festive season.

Merry Kitschmas!

kitschmas by Richard Price December 8, 2003

Kirschwasser 

A clear brandy distilled from cherries. Mostly made in Germany, Austria and Switzerland. Known for its unique flavor. It is also used as an additional flavoring in several dishes, most notably Cherries Jubilee.

Kirschwasser by Socrates Penguin June 21, 2003

Kisschasey 

1) A game commonly played in primary school in which a person will be choosen to be 'it' and the other players will pretend to run away. The 'it' person then must kiss somebody to pass the 'itness' along.
2) An Australian band who released thier first album in 2005. Generally classified as pop-rock they sing the popular song 'Do-dos and Woah-oh's' (played on top 40 radio stations) and the lesser known song 'Black Dress' (played by Triple J).

1) Year 3 girl- 'lets play kisschasey'
Year 3 boy- 'ok, im it'
Year 3 girl (runs away)- 'ahhh boy germs!'
2) Year 3 girl- 'lets play Kisschasey'
Year 3 boy- 'ok, put on 'the shake!'
Year 3 girl- 'no! i love, 'with friends like these!'

Kisschasey by Jess Edgar April 22, 2006

kirschmann 

an anal dildo, a buttplug.

They went to the sex shop to buy a kirschmann.

kirschmann by RosaW December 14, 2013

kitschlap

How you say bitchslap without getting in trouble. Plus, it kinda looks German when you write it.

Becky: Ich kitschlap Katrina!
Nicole: Are you speaking German?
Becky: No, I didn't want to swear, but I bitchslapped Katrina.

kitschlap by ColieF May 30, 2008

Kirschwasser 

A Cute little girl with blue lipstick and a nurse hat =).

Kirschwasser by Rei June 4, 2003

kitschank

sleezy in a moderately self-aware fashion, such as dressing as bob eubanks for halloween, but failing miserably to pull off the semi-ironic twist & instead just being fucking creepy.

you: he looks like a sleezy used car salesman with that fucking trucker 'stache & elbow-patched sport coat action.

me: yeah, but he has redeeming qualities, unlike scott baio.

you: fuck scott baio, he's a douche & so is that kitschank ass.

kitschank by oryismyhero April 22, 2010