kitschtal

Refers to a kind of metal music which is super kitsch

John: Nice sound. but a bit gay
Jeremy: no man, they are only playing kitschtal
John: alright

by kiwi1233 December 10, 2016

kitschmas

The celebration of all things of poor taste and poor quality associated with the festive season.

Merry Kitschmas!

by Richard Price December 8, 2003

kitschlap

How you say bitchslap without getting in trouble. Plus, it kinda looks German when you write it.

Becky: Ich kitschlap Katrina!
Nicole: Are you speaking German?
Becky: No, I didn't want to swear, but I bitchslapped Katrina.

by ColieF May 30, 2008

kitschank

sleezy in a moderately self-aware fashion, such as dressing as bob eubanks for halloween, but failing miserably to pull off the semi-ironic twist & instead just being fucking creepy.

you: he looks like a sleezy used car salesman with that fucking trucker 'stache & elbow-patched sport coat action.

me: yeah, but he has redeeming qualities, unlike scott baio.

you: fuck scott baio, he's a douche & so is that kitschank ass.

by oryismyhero April 22, 2010