kitchen_ware

cool and awesome tommyinnit offliner

Person 1: hey whos your favorite offliner
Person 2: oh its the coolest one, kitchen_ware
Person 1: so true

kitchen_ware by kitcheb December 29, 2021

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Kitchenware sexuality

Is were your attracted to kitchenware such as pans, toasters, fridges and others you are kitchenware sexuality

you: hey my sexuality is kitchenware
me: so your sexually attracted to fridges and toasters
you: yes exactly kitchenware sexuality
me: never come to my house again i'm hiding my kitchenware

Kitchenware sexuality by SATANSCHILDBITCH June 16, 2020

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Kitchenware Sexuality

Kitchenware Sexuality is a sexuality in which an individual is sexually, spiritually, and/or emotionally attracted to one or more kitchen items. Common kitchenware that are found to be attractive include toasters, fridges, mixers, blenders, waffle makers etc. Favourited brands include 'Semg' and 'Samsung', especially Smeg toasters and fridges, as well as Samsung fridges.

Arron could not stop himself from vigorously caressing Sarah's Smeg toaster. Its colour, texture, and design really turned him on. ( That is Kitchenware Sexuality)

Kitchenware Sexuality by Mountianpc October 5, 2021

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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