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Kiss This 

An invitation to perform the subservient act of placing one's lips on the genitalia or anus of the person offerring the taunt.

This may be accompanied by the protruding middle finger, a pelvic thrust, a cock shake, a presentation of one's derriere, a full moon or most commonly a smiling sneer and crotch grab.
"You think you're so touph? will you can Kiss This" or

You thought your fantasy football team can whip mine? Now you can Kiss This!".

In both instances appropriate body language conveys the intended , other than romantic connotations of the phrase.
Kiss This by Woody67 July 19, 2011
Words you can keep

"kiss this guy" syndrome 

A disorder believed to be the cause of misheard song lyrics.

Excuse me while I kiss this guy 

the misherad lyrics (sometimes sung on purpose) by Jimi Hendrix. The actual words are scuse me while i kiss the sky. now this phrase is the same as a mondegreen or buffalax
Excuse me while I kiss this guy

" 'kiss this guy' syndrome is a disorder believed to be the cuase of misheard song lyrics" "kiss this guy" syndrome

Excuse Me While I Kiss This Guy 

A humorous misheard song lyric in the song "Purple Haze." The actual lane is "Excuse me while I kiss the sky."

Today, it is used as an umbrella term for misheard lyrics in various songs.
Fun Fact: Sometimes, when Jimi Hendrix performed this song, he would actually say "Excuse Me While I Kiss This Guy" to screw with the audience.

Excuse me while I kiss this guy 

A common misinterpretation of the famous Jimi Hendrix quote "Excuse me while I kiss the sky", from the song Purple Haze.
OMFG He said excuse me while I kiss this guy! What a faggot!

This and a Kiss 

The equivalent of “this and a blunt” but approximately one billion times better because everyone KNOWS you’re referencing “this and a blunt” but you’re not SAYING it.
This and a kiss
This and a Kiss by Cootervonslay February 25, 2022

kissthisguy.com 

A hilarious website that shows misheard lyrics to almost any song
Kissthisguy.com

Real lyric: might as well face it you're addicted to love

Misheard lyric: might as well face it you're a dick with a glove
kissthisguy.com by PhillyDog October 12, 2015
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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Satellite baddies

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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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