This bitch has the world at her fingertips. She’s here, she’s confident, she’s kind of a bitch, but she’s doing what needs to be done.
by Cootervonslay February 28, 2022
The overwhelming sensation that, in this very moment, you are infinitely Alan Fregley from diary of a Wimpy kid. From the glasses, to the booger, to the secret freckle, you are Fregalicious inside and out.
by Cootervonslay February 26, 2022
The equivalent of “this and a blunt” but approximately one billion times better because everyone KNOWS you’re referencing “this and a blunt” but you’re not SAYING it.
by Cootervonslay February 26, 2022