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kiss the rings 

v. to show respect, often used in the imperative tense.

This phrase originated as a result of the protocols observed during audiences with the catholic pope. At the close of the audience, the subordinate would traditionally show his respect to the leader of the church by kissing the papal sigil ring.
"I've got a 2pm meeting with the boss... but I'm not about to kiss the rings."

"You just got crushed 49-0 in Madden-- kiss the rings, bitch!"
kiss the rings by Master Control April 29, 2007
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Kiss the ring 

Kiss The Ring

When someone physically kisses you’re ring or fist the person male or female has given everything value to you including (private possessions , lands , blood line , heritage, virginity, pride , honor , and or every human rights are all gone to this individual that you kissed his ring . Kissing the ring comes in many different forms chat , talking and body language an example if a person is saying something stupid or something that can be corrected in a alpha way the person correcting him has made him kiss his ring now the victim being corrected has two choices either kiss the ring and he will become his bitch beta or try and make the victim kiss his ring. Making him or her kiss you’re ring is a hard game but not ignorable and that is what it means good luck

Someone making you kiss the ring is very common be careful from these test and be ready Alphas! Or you have to 😘 D 💍
I told him to back off and “kissed my ring “as he backed off

Yo bro be careful his making you “kiss his ring”

Kiss the ring
Kiss the ring by Tomnar tas-sess September 21, 2019

kiss the ring 

Euphemism for licking or kissing the rectal opening. Historical reference includes kissing the king's hand as a tribute or gesture of thanks, in return for being granted special access or position.
"We won't be allowed to do this until we 'kiss the ring'"

kiss the Don's ring, or die 

(A phrase from Mario Puzo's The Godfather ) meaning: respect my authority, or else...suffer the negative consequences.
Mother: I refuse to help you to save your sinking Titanic, now, kiss the Don's ring, or die trying. Adam, go do your homework.

Adam:get of my planet, at least for now, ill do my homework later.

Mother: okay, but, lol, I'm cutting off your allowance if you don't do your homework at all.

Adam: got that.
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