9 definitions by Master Control
by Master Control February 2, 2006
Buffalo is the definition of "used to".
Buffalo used to be cool.
It used to be semi-prosperous.
It used to be respectable.
It used to be inhabitable.
I'm not saying that if Scott Norwood makes that kick anything changes, but it wouldn't have made things worse.
The blue-collar factories and steel industry are, for the most part, long dead.
The political situation in Buffalo is, for lack of better words, a filthy stinking cesspool of overspending, patronage, and pork.
The inner city is a wasteland of crime, poverty, drugs. They could have saved it, revitalized the whole damn thing, but instead of building the University Center at Buffalo actually IN Buffalo, they built it in the suburbs.
I'm not going to go into the weather. Let's leave it at: when you can't remember what spring feels like, you know you're in Buffalo.
Buffalo used to be cool.
It used to be semi-prosperous.
It used to be respectable.
It used to be inhabitable.
I'm not saying that if Scott Norwood makes that kick anything changes, but it wouldn't have made things worse.
The blue-collar factories and steel industry are, for the most part, long dead.
The political situation in Buffalo is, for lack of better words, a filthy stinking cesspool of overspending, patronage, and pork.
The inner city is a wasteland of crime, poverty, drugs. They could have saved it, revitalized the whole damn thing, but instead of building the University Center at Buffalo actually IN Buffalo, they built it in the suburbs.
I'm not going to go into the weather. Let's leave it at: when you can't remember what spring feels like, you know you're in Buffalo.
Stewardess: Due a a freak blizzard in May, we cannot take off. Enjoy Buffalo.
Passenger: Buffalo?! What a shithole...
Passenger: Buffalo?! What a shithole...
by Master Control March 17, 2005
1. Five cents in United States currency
2. Five dollars worth of drugs, usually marijuana.
3. (Slang) Five hundred dollars.
4. (Slang) Five years (in prison, in the army, etc.)
2. Five dollars worth of drugs, usually marijuana.
3. (Slang) Five hundred dollars.
4. (Slang) Five years (in prison, in the army, etc.)
1. I just spent my last nickel on a gumball.
2. I need weed, but I need rent money too; solution: buy a nickel.
3. I need a nickel to buy-in to this cardgame.
4. My boy Tre is doin' a nickel upstate for gta.
2. I need weed, but I need rent money too; solution: buy a nickel.
3. I need a nickel to buy-in to this cardgame.
4. My boy Tre is doin' a nickel upstate for gta.
by Master Control June 17, 2005
A human, characterized by pale skin, freckles and bright red hair. "Gingers" are generally considered to be inferior to their more melanin-rich brethren, and thus deservingly discriminated against. Gingers are thought to have no souls. The condition, "gingervitis" is genetic and incurable.
Ron Howard is a ginger.
Carrot Top is a good example of why gingers should be discriminated against.
Carrot Top is a good example of why gingers should be discriminated against.
by Master Control November 10, 2005
adj.
A portmanteau for "fucking clutch," meaning a superb performance under extreme pressure. An individual or performance may be called flutch.
A portmanteau for "fucking clutch," meaning a superb performance under extreme pressure. An individual or performance may be called flutch.
by Master Control October 22, 2006
noun, (location)
www.ratemyshocker.com is a magical, wonderful place, where people can go to see the most twisted, vile, foul images and video clips ever captured on digital media.
You will become quickly desensitized to even the most repulsive imagery.
www.ratemyshocker.com is a magical, wonderful place, where people can go to see the most twisted, vile, foul images and video clips ever captured on digital media.
You will become quickly desensitized to even the most repulsive imagery.
Several things you can see on ratemyshocker:
1. 2 girls 1 cup
2. 4 girls fingerpaint
3. Human/equine relations
1. 2 girls 1 cup
2. 4 girls fingerpaint
3. Human/equine relations
by Master Control April 21, 2008
A combination of two different words, GENius and manIAC.
A brilliant individual who is completely and utterly out-of-control, possibly even insane.
If you encounter a geniac, do not attempt to emulate them, for it can only result in disaster.
If two geniacs come into contact, the results can vary from one extreme, spectacular mutual destruction, to the other extreme, extraordinary creative power.
A brilliant individual who is completely and utterly out-of-control, possibly even insane.
If you encounter a geniac, do not attempt to emulate them, for it can only result in disaster.
If two geniacs come into contact, the results can vary from one extreme, spectacular mutual destruction, to the other extreme, extraordinary creative power.
Evariste Galois was definitely a geniac.
By age 20, he had failed out of school, been in prison, invented a new branch of algebra, and solved an unsolved mathematical problem.
At age 21, he was dead from a gunshot wound in a duel.
By age 20, he had failed out of school, been in prison, invented a new branch of algebra, and solved an unsolved mathematical problem.
At age 21, he was dead from a gunshot wound in a duel.
by Master Control May 6, 2005