kirstinated

The critical point of drunkeness immediatley before medical assistance is required.

'Fuck,i cant wake her up.she's totally kirstinated!'
'Oh fucking jesus,does she have a pulse?'
'no!'

by GEORGE COSTANZA January 30, 2005

kidstipated

1) When a pregnant woman is so backed up with a baby that it won't come out!

2) Overdue child birth

Tammie's been pregnant forever! She's due any day with no signs of popping that bun out of her oven! It's like she's kidstipated!

by mBmD August 23, 2012