6 definitions by mBmD
When someone other than yourself has sex in your tent or your car, this is the funky atmosphere that lingers.
by mBmD July 31, 2012
Tammie's been pregnant forever! She's due any day with no signs of popping that bun out of her oven! It's like she's kidstipated!
by mBmD August 23, 2012
A food-based euphemism to replace "being on the rag"... Meant to elicit thoughts of the moon and its phases
by mBmD August 2, 2012
Ninja: "I can deal with how vile shit shuriken are, but I draw the line when it comes to chum chucks."
by mBmD August 2, 2012
HUSBAND - "That knife blade is shorter than the palm of my hand. That makes it street legal."
WIFE: "Same goes for your wee wee-wee."
WIFE: "Same goes for your wee wee-wee."
by mBmD August 2, 2012
1. When a dude has unprotected sex and immediately after regrets not putting a condom on.
2. When the one getting boned realizes there is no latex (or sheepskin if you're over 50) betwixt you both, you can exclaim "I condomeant to!"
2. When the one getting boned realizes there is no latex (or sheepskin if you're over 50) betwixt you both, you can exclaim "I condomeant to!"
FRIEND 1: Man, this chick I was banging was in her ketchup phase... I totally condomeant to after that discovery.
FRIEND 2: At least she wasn't in the "must-turd" phase.
FRIEND 2: At least she wasn't in the "must-turd" phase.
by mBmD September 23, 2012