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kippel by krabed mided December 9, 2019
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Ryan Krippelz
A modern-day trendsetter (a.k.a. influencer/insider), bringing great conversations to parties & never has to prove anything to anyone; according to themselves...
**Fact check:
-great conversation starter (true) who does not need to prove himself to others (true), but feels
the need to prove something to himself (true) himself. Trendsetter: FALSE, but also not a follower & is
just..there. OVERALL, good company.
-42.5% FUNNY, 46% SASSY, 7.5% UNDIGESTED FAST FOOD; most likely from off menu items (i.e. mcribb,
filet o' fish, etc.), 4% GAS.
Negative side:
-Tendency to take things too far when feeling "extra". Might take secretive, un-flattering pictures of you
and share them with others for a laugh. When crabby and in a mood, it's best to steer clear because
they will be right and you wrong..so how dare you?
-Does not react well to the feeling of guilt & has a weakness towards late night snacks & holiday candy.
**Fact check:
-great conversation starter (true) who does not need to prove himself to others (true), but feels
the need to prove something to himself (true) himself. Trendsetter: FALSE, but also not a follower & is
just..there. OVERALL, good company.
-42.5% FUNNY, 46% SASSY, 7.5% UNDIGESTED FAST FOOD; most likely from off menu items (i.e. mcribb,
filet o' fish, etc.), 4% GAS.
Negative side:
-Tendency to take things too far when feeling "extra". Might take secretive, un-flattering pictures of you
and share them with others for a laugh. When crabby and in a mood, it's best to steer clear because
they will be right and you wrong..so how dare you?
-Does not react well to the feeling of guilt & has a weakness towards late night snacks & holiday candy.
1. Ryan Krippelz told a funny joke and we all laughed. (+)
2. Why would Ryan take that picture of me eating and send it to everyone when he knows I was feeling insecure? (-)
2. Why would Ryan take that picture of me eating and send it to everyone when he knows I was feeling insecure? (-)
Ryan Krippelz by At least it isn't AIDS October 21, 2020
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kipple
Kipple is a word coined by the remarkable science fiction writer Philip K. Dick. It refers to the sinister type of rubbish which simply builds up without any human intervention. Eventually, one day, the entire world will have moved to a state of kipplization.
From Phil Dick's "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?"
JR - Kipple is useless objects, like junk mail or match folders after you use the last match or gum wrappers of yesterday's homeopape. When nobody's around, kipple reproduces itself. For instance, if you go to bed leaving any kipple around your apartment, when you wake up the next morning there's twice as much of it. It always gets more and more.
Pris- I see.
JR - There's the First Law of Kipple, "Kipple drives out nonkipple." Like Gresham's law about bad money. And in these apartments there's been nobody there to fight the kipple.
Pris - So it has taken over completely. Now I understand.
JR - Your place, here, this apartment you've picked - it's too kipple-ized to live in. We can roll the kipple-factor back; we can do like I said, raid the other apartments. But -
Pris - But what?
JR - We can't win.
Pris - Why not?
JR - No one can win against kipple, except temporarily and maybe in one spot, like in my apartment I've sort of created a stasis between the pressure of kipple and nonkipple, for the time being. But eventually I'll die or go away, and then the kipple will again take over. It's a universal principle operating throughout the universe; the entire universe is moving toward a final state of total, absolute kippleization.
JR - Kipple is useless objects, like junk mail or match folders after you use the last match or gum wrappers of yesterday's homeopape. When nobody's around, kipple reproduces itself. For instance, if you go to bed leaving any kipple around your apartment, when you wake up the next morning there's twice as much of it. It always gets more and more.
Pris- I see.
JR - There's the First Law of Kipple, "Kipple drives out nonkipple." Like Gresham's law about bad money. And in these apartments there's been nobody there to fight the kipple.
Pris - So it has taken over completely. Now I understand.
JR - Your place, here, this apartment you've picked - it's too kipple-ized to live in. We can roll the kipple-factor back; we can do like I said, raid the other apartments. But -
Pris - But what?
JR - We can't win.
Pris - Why not?
JR - No one can win against kipple, except temporarily and maybe in one spot, like in my apartment I've sort of created a stasis between the pressure of kipple and nonkipple, for the time being. But eventually I'll die or go away, and then the kipple will again take over. It's a universal principle operating throughout the universe; the entire universe is moving toward a final state of total, absolute kippleization.
Done Up Like a Kipper
Friend A: You just bought a gold watch from the street vendor for 100 quid?
Friend B: Yeah, mate, nice watch, isn't it?
Friend A: Eh, boy, you've been done up like a kipper!
Friend B: Yeah, mate, nice watch, isn't it?
Friend A: Eh, boy, you've been done up like a kipper!
Done Up Like a Kipper by ripeness November 9, 2012
kipple factor
The chaos in a closed environment (eg bedroom) as defined by the size of objects that tend to disappear spontaneously.
Dude 1: I can't find my keys, I swear I left them somwhere here.
Dude 2: I guess the kipple factor in this room is 3 inches.
Dude 2: I guess the kipple factor in this room is 3 inches.
kipple factor by Vipul Ved Prakash November 17, 2003
tj kippen
the second-ever LGBTQ+ character on disney channel with significant screen time. he plays basketball, defying the stereotype that all jocks are straight. he was the cause of much debate when he looked back at his friend, cyrus, revealing his crush on the boy. tj loves to give cyrus nicknames, including the famous, "underdog." he is one-half of the major ship, tyrus.
tj is portrayed by the phenomenal actor, luke mullen
tj is portrayed by the phenomenal actor, luke mullen
tj kippen deserves the entire world.
tj kippen by bambikippen March 6, 2019
koppel feelings
It's a person being overly sensitive in a intimate relationship that's consists of sex only .They can also be sensitive in any form of a relationship.
koppel feelings by KiShiz April 22, 2017