A woman who intrigues you to point that you have other options but to buy her dinner and pet her as she meows the night away. She's not a kitten, or a vixen, but a kixen
Brendan was walking down the street one day, when a kixen was spotted. We found brendan two days later, in his room, crying tears of joy.
A kinky smell.
An exuberant scent made during intercourse and one that will be remembered.
A word that only kings may use only twice a year.
What's that? Is that perfume you are wearing, William? No it is but my own scent to which i call Kinkenschtink that developed during intercourse with a fine young lady, thank you.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.