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Definitions by Squarectangle

Kinventory 

I accidentally banged my cousin at our kinventory last summer.
Kinventory by Squarectangle June 18, 2018

Sadgratulations 

1. When you have two friends who have broken up, one of them tells you but, you don't know who broke up with who or who to be stoked for.

2. When a friend breaks up with someone they really loved/liked, they really didn't want to but, they knew it was for the best.
1. "So... Stacy and I just broke up."
"Awe man. Sadgratulations(?)".
2. "He wouldn't stop kicking my rabbit. I loved him but..."
"Fuck. That sucks. Sadgratulations."