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He is the king. He is the moment. He is the icon we all need. In times of need he is the light that guides us to safety. He is the chad with the jawline to cut paper. What a chad. What a top G. Andrew Tate blessed him himself. Pedophilia is his middle name.
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kingsaw by Sapiens_Curantis March 30, 2023
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kingswag 

kingswag defines the specific type of swag associated with a baller, and or a person of royalty or more specifically kings. Those who have kingswag generally don't give a fuck about surfs, taxes, other countries, jesters, bitches, school, the environment, spending gold, killing the innocent, and bitches. Also, those who have attained kingswag earned it through: being the heir to the throne, killing a king, banging princesses and queens, being the juggernaut bitch, having enough money to buy enough people that you can create you own basketball league and name all the teams the Lakers and name all the players Kobe Bryant.
surf 1: look at that rich mutha fucka buying up all the land and taking all the bitches
surf 2: hey! that's my wife! come back here bitch!
king: get the fuck off my land you broke sons of bitches! I'm the juggernaut bitch, go make me a sammich
surf 1: you vile mutha fucka you took everything from us
king: you better shut the fuck or imma take your feet nigga
surf 2: this guy doesn't give one fuck about shit, his kingswag has consumed him
king: take those nigga's feet, imma put them on a chain
surfs: ah fuck, run!
king: hahahahaha! i'm the baddest mother fucka in the universe, you can't stop me
kingswag by king of ballin June 19, 2013

Kingsweed 

a high school where the kids are high and the grades are low
A) Dude did you see that kid he was looking at the sky and seeing unicorns
B) Oh....yeah....he goes to kingsweed.
Kingsweed by kasserole July 1, 2010

Kingswood academy 

A place where happiness dies and dreams are crushed into a million tiny fractals of what was once a happy child’s aspirations for the future. Negatives or c3 detentions will be issued for such dastardly offences; forgetting your pen,pencil,journal or conduct card;chewing gum; and god forbidden defiance. Students will not be punished for,bullying,being a dick,looking like a gypsy.
“Oh yeah she goes to kingswood academy”
“That schools complete bullshit I feel sorry for her.”
“Same”

Kingswinford

A place located in the West Midlands. Where a legend lives!
Stourbridge Kingswinford
Kingswinford by Jinx1984 March 2, 2011
ghetto ass high school, thats currently under construction. a common phrase is Kingsweed: where the grades are low and the kids are high, haha. & too many white ppl to count

yupp
located in Wolfeboro NH
Fuck yeah, its where the kids are high and the grades are low
IT IS Kingswood baby
Kingswood by thereallesbianfr May 20, 2011
a school located in southern new jersey. consists of many different types of kids, all ranging from rich preps to druggies and alcholics. its rival school is clearview, and its mascot is a dragon. its football team is less than pathetic, but its marching band is amazing. other sports teams are okay, and they have a very good track team. its motto is : "once a dragon, always a dragon."
my parents moved me to (logan, woolwich, east greenwich, swedesboro, south harrison) so now im going to kingsway.
kingsway by a dragon . October 18, 2008
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