Waffle Kinesis

The supernatural ability to spontaneously generate and manipulate waffles. But unless you find someone with Syrup Kinesis, you're basically fucked.

Primer: "Brett, where'd you get that huge stack of waffles?"
Brett: "Waffle Kinesis, bitch!"
Primer: "SO JEALOUS!!"

by mcshittingallday December 23, 2009

guy kinesis

1.the ability to know what a male thinks

2.the ability to read a male's mind

Rebecca knew Daniel thought she was pretty through her guy kinesis

by mindfucker123 January 28, 2012

Kinesis

Kinesis is a group at New Trier High School filled with the most talented girls and sometimes a few boys of the school. Not only are they the best dancers, they are also the most beautiful, and sexiest girls who rule the school. The dancers work from the start of the school year until January to put on their performance which is the highlight of the school year. Everyone at New Trier comes to see it because they know it is the best. Girls who are not selected to be in Kinesis watch with envy as the dancers show off their talent on stage. Most guys watch knowing they will never see the girls with so little and tight clothing on until next years performance. And the underclassmen watch and realize that if they do not make it past auditions, their lives at New Trier will never be as good as the lives of the KINESIS girls.

Being in Kinesis is the ultimate dream.

by kinesis is on fire January 16, 2007

Bio Kinetics

A Place that pays you to take medicine for money. Located in Springfield, Mo.

Dude 1: Hey man you gonna be at the kegger this weekend?
Lab rat 1: Neh i got Bio kinetics.
Dude 1: Oh well next weekend i have a free beer party.
Lab rat 1: I have Bio Kinetics then too.

by C MART December 28, 2005

Dick kinetics

Walking while nude with unsupported male genitalia; usually resulting in discomfort or embarrassment.

Usually involves swaying or bouncing of both testicles and penis.

"I would've run faster but the dick kinetics were too strong"
"Water skiing while nude is a sure way to show off ones dick kinetics"

by Mexican Donkey February 27, 2010

kinesis

A little known british band, from bolton. recently dropped from their record lable, have jus finished recording their second album (which they done themselves). Should be out soon

Kinesis - billbord beauty

by Xtasy March 10, 2005

kinesiosexual

Someone who is aroused by exercise and/or is attracted to fit people

All of her boyfriends are bodybuilders now—she’s gone full kinesiosexual.

by Herr Doktor Professor November 14, 2022