kinder suprise
A Kinder Suprise is the odour left from a child or German person who has done a shit in your toilet and left a rather unpleasant smell.
kinder suprise by Dermit July 22, 2006
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KINDER SUPRISE
KINDER SUPRISE by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS September 4, 2021
Kinder Suprise
I got fired from work the other day so I left my absolute Harrelson of a boss a bit of a kinder suprise in his mailbox
Kinder Suprise by SpunkDrinker December 19, 2023
Kinder Surprise
The action whereby a boy will prematurely jizz into a girl's face, in preparation for oral sex, immediately after removing his boxers.
Kinder Surprise by Sicilian Lunchbox April 15, 2010
kinder surprise
you people need some serious help. a Kinder Surprise is a German candy bar shaped like an egg and with a toy inside. yummy chocolate but the toy is tiny as hell and gets lost easy
kinder surprise by SexyLexie June 12, 2008
Kinder Surprise
The act where you a girl would clean her anus in preparation for oral butt sex, and while cleaning her anus, fills it with nutella. When her partner proceeds to eat her ass, they will eat the nutella, making it a kinder surprise.
Kinder Surprise by #freeuab January 20, 2015
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