A Kinder Suprise is the odour left from a child or German person who has done a shit in your toilet and left a rather unpleasant smell.
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Get the KINDER SUPRISE mug.I got fired from work the other day so I left my absolute Harrelson of a boss a bit of a kinder suprise in his mailbox
by SpunkDrinker December 19, 2023
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Get the Kinder Surprise mug.you people need some serious help. a Kinder Surprise is a German candy bar shaped like an egg and with a toy inside. yummy chocolate but the toy is tiny as hell and gets lost easy
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Friend: Why did you take so long? I thought you said you just needed a piss
Me: Me too mate, kinder surprise init
Me: Me too mate, kinder surprise init
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