kinder suprise 

A Kinder Suprise is the odour left from a child or German person who has done a shit in your toilet and left a rather unpleasant smell.

What the fuck Heinrich??? You left a Kinder Suprise in my toilet again!

kinder suprise by Dermit July 22, 2006

KINDER SUPRISE 

A black female giving birth to an albino child

Midwife of Indian maternity ward: FML another day of KINDER SUPRISE chaos!

KINDER SUPRISE by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS September 4, 2021

Kinder Suprise 

Slang world for leaving something disgusting inside of a mailbox. E.g., dog shit or anthrax.

I got fired from work the other day so I left my absolute Harrelson of a boss a bit of a kinder suprise in his mailbox

Kinder Suprise by SpunkDrinker December 19, 2023

Kinder Surprise 

The action whereby a boy will prematurely jizz into a girl's face, in preparation for oral sex, immediately after removing his boxers.

I took a guy home the other night and he kinder surprised me!

Kinder Surprise by Sicilian Lunchbox April 15, 2010

kinder surprise 

you people need some serious help. a Kinder Surprise is a German candy bar shaped like an egg and with a toy inside. yummy chocolate but the toy is tiny as hell and gets lost easy

Oh shit i lost my kinder surprise toy

kinder surprise by SexyLexie June 12, 2008

Kinder Surprise 

The act where you a girl would clean her anus in preparation for oral butt sex, and while cleaning her anus, fills it with nutella. When her partner proceeds to eat her ass, they will eat the nutella, making it a kinder surprise.

Dude, I got a Kinder surprise last night and it was delicious.

Kinder Surprise by #freeuab January 20, 2015

Kinder Surprise 

When you go to the toilet for a wee, but when you sit down it turns out that you need to poop as well

Friend: Why did you take so long? I thought you said you just needed a piss
Me: Me too mate, kinder surprise init

Kinder Surprise by MewJadz June 10, 2019