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Kimitudo
Kimitudo is the deadliest form of martial arts known to man. It is designed not only to conquer the enemy in a matter of seconds, but also to do this in a manner entertaining enough to keep telling stories about it for years.
Person A: Give me that apple!
Person B: Never! I know kimitudo!
Person A: Ha I'm not scared! Hey... Wait... Noooooooooooooo!
(Years later)
Person B: ... And then I got hold of him through an artuma and gave him a t'nanki to finish him off.
Persons C, D & E: Ha! ha! Such an entertaining story!
Person B: Never! I know kimitudo!
Person A: Ha I'm not scared! Hey... Wait... Noooooooooooooo!
(Years later)
Person B: ... And then I got hold of him through an artuma and gave him a t'nanki to finish him off.
Persons C, D & E: Ha! ha! Such an entertaining story!
Kimitudo by PE the Pink Elephant January 11, 2013
kiloturd
A metric unit of measurement for mass equivalent to 2.2046 assloads and significantly less than a shitload or fuckton and equivalent to 0.000001 fucktonnes (metric). Used mostly in Europe.
"I say Mr Pandandreou, you've got a fucktonne of debt there!"
"Yes, Mr Cameron, It's more than just a few kiloturds."
"Yes, Mr Cameron, It's more than just a few kiloturds."
kiloturd by faecalmass November 15, 2011
kiliuasyoyo
Kiliuasyoyo, an amazing beautiful amazing precious and smart girl ,she can steal ur heart in a matter of seconds she is sweet to everyone she meets ,she's always there for you and is always so sweet ,she loves most anything .shesv amazing in general ,she may be rude but for a good cause. She knows alot ,and is very intelligent. Kiliuasyoyo is great.
Guy: hey i just met the best person ever! I think I'm in love...
Guy 2 : oh so you have met kiliuasyoyo?
Guy 2 : oh so you have met kiliuasyoyo?
kiliuasyoyo by Gobluver December 25, 2022
Kilitary
A name to describe the massive destruction in Murder that is caused by the military industrial complex