Kimitudo is the deadliest form of martial arts known to man. It is designed not only to conquer the enemy in a matter of seconds, but also to do this in a manner entertaining enough to keep telling stories about it for years.

Person A: Give me that apple!
Person B: Never! I know kimitudo!
Person A: Ha I'm not scared! Hey... Wait... Noooooooooooooo!

(Years later)

Person B: ... And then I got hold of him through an artuma and gave him a t'nanki to finish him off.
Persons C, D & E: Ha! ha! Such an entertaining story!

Kimitudo by PE the Pink Elephant January 11, 2013

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kiloturd

A metric unit of measurement for mass equivalent to 2.2046 assloads and significantly less than a shitload or fuckton and equivalent to 0.000001 fucktonnes (metric). Used mostly in Europe.

"I say Mr Pandandreou, you've got a fucktonne of debt there!"

"Yes, Mr Cameron, It's more than just a few kiloturds."

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Kiliuasyoyo, an amazing beautiful amazing precious and smart girl ,she can steal ur heart in a matter of seconds she is sweet to everyone she meets ,she's always there for you and is always so sweet ,she loves most anything .shesv amazing in general ,she may be rude but for a good cause. She knows alot ,and is very intelligent. Kiliuasyoyo is great.

Guy: hey i just met the best person ever! I think I'm in love...

Guy 2 : oh so you have met kiliuasyoyo?

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kiliu

1. v. a violent act upon someone, usually causing death
2.n. an item used to cause injury

I'm going to kiliu.
I'll beat you with my kiliu.

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Kilitary

A name to describe the massive destruction in Murder that is caused by the military industrial complex

During the Bush Administration the Kilitary invaded Iraq

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

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