Kickstand

When you're leaning so much on Purple Drank you need a kickstand. The cough syrup gets you so high that it's hard to stand up.

u need that kickstand homie?

by TripleCupper January 13, 2011

Kickstand

When you are banging a 1-legged chick from behind...and after you bust....u kick out that one leg out...and she falls...then you jump around yelling "kickstand kickstand".

I was at a War Amp meeting and hooked up with this hot 1-legged counselor....i bent her over and gave her a kickstand.

by A and J Productions January 25, 2011

Kickstand

When you get a massive rager and roll over on it but it props you up like a kickstand on a bike.

My morning wood this morning acted as a kickstand holding me up

by JDJD6969 February 5, 2013

kickstand

When your penis is so long, you can lean forward on it and balance yourself like a kickstand.

That boy isn't kickstanding! He can pogostick on that fucking thing!

by Jimmy the Lametoothed Rhinosaurus. October 8, 2003

kickstand

An unattractive individual (guy or girl) who always is accompanied by better looking individuals. Meaning they are the "kickstand" that holds up the prize.

That ugly bitch came through with dummy fine females, bitch is a straight kickstand

by RickyDosmil January 15, 2011

kickstand

A piece of shit that is so long it is still attached to your anus but is touching the bottom of the bowl.

Man, that was some shit I just took. I had a kickstand.

by turdsmith September 19, 2013

Kickstand

When youre riding your bike in a terry cloth robe and your tip is hanging out of the bottom.

Today in central park, a man rode past me and hit me in the chin with his kickstand.

by joshee June 7, 2007