Kickstanding 

The act of rolling over in bed, after having sexual intercourse, and keeping your body from falling over with only your erect penis.

Guy 1: Wait why couldn't you lay are your stomach last night?
Guy 2: Cause I was kickstanding, bro.

Kickstanding by Wags101 October 18, 2011

Kingstanding 

Piss poor town in Birmingham where a variety of townie shit heads live. Breeding ground for no-hopers.

Man: Kingstanding is a shit place to live.
Townie: Lend me five pence or I'll fucking spark you out, matey.

Kingstanding by LUEser February 20, 2004