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Kephrens are never edgy and really good at rainbow 6 siege. Kephrens will tend to know everyone else's stats as they have a god complex and wishes to know everything. If you are named Kephren you are super special and unique and will be fated to make as much money and look as good as Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson aka Johnny sins.
Random player : I wonder how well i am playing this season
Kephren : You have a 0.67 k/d and 3.17 kills per match
Example 2 : Wow I sure wish I was as cool and unedgy as Kephren!
Kephren : You have a 0.67 k/d and 3.17 kills per match
Example 2 : Wow I sure wish I was as cool and unedgy as Kephren!
kephren by Not Kephren May 2, 2021
Kephren
An individual who is vague and mysterious in his usage of obscene language, with his dark humour that is actually racist humour aimed at particular racial groups. He is very handsome and amazing at Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege, and gets hella gyaldem. He has a strong tendency to destroy the bussies of those who get a negative K/D in his ranked matches through abusive language and omnipotent knowledge of one's in-game ranked statistics (up to and including how few footsteps his teammates take per match). This puts him perfectly in the balance between God (the R6 tracker network) and the human (noobs with <1 K/D average). He is also very intelligent and can play 5D chess.
Person 1: God, my team is soooo bad...
Kephren: Shut the fuck up, I see your stats. If I recall correctly your K/D is 0.56129 to 5 significant figures.
Person 2: Shut up Kephren.
Kephren: *violently rapes with microphone (with passion)*
------ WARNING: RACISMO --------
Person 3: I want to live peacefully.
Keph: In my personal opinion, not to bash anyone or anything, but i think that black people - not any specific - (n****rs if u will) (or n***a to some people) are fucking r***rded and should go back to being slaves and eat dirt. N****rs also smell like mud and cow shit. I personally wish hitler killed all the n****rs instead of the jews - although i also perceive jews to be sand n****rs - i hate real black n****rs more. When i grow up, i want to be a police officer in america so i can shoot all the n***rs in the neighbourhood (n****rhood if its filled with black people). I am a history major and in the vietnam war, they used spike traps that impale p*nises. I want to do that to all the n****rs in the world. if you censor me based on my opinions this will just be the same as 1984 you dictator. N****r moment
Person 4: The fuck?
Kephren: Shut the fuck up, I see your stats. If I recall correctly your K/D is 0.56129 to 5 significant figures.
Person 2: Shut up Kephren.
Kephren: *violently rapes with microphone (with passion)*
------ WARNING: RACISMO --------
Person 3: I want to live peacefully.
Keph: In my personal opinion, not to bash anyone or anything, but i think that black people - not any specific - (n****rs if u will) (or n***a to some people) are fucking r***rded and should go back to being slaves and eat dirt. N****rs also smell like mud and cow shit. I personally wish hitler killed all the n****rs instead of the jews - although i also perceive jews to be sand n****rs - i hate real black n****rs more. When i grow up, i want to be a police officer in america so i can shoot all the n***rs in the neighbourhood (n****rhood if its filled with black people). I am a history major and in the vietnam war, they used spike traps that impale p*nises. I want to do that to all the n****rs in the world. if you censor me based on my opinions this will just be the same as 1984 you dictator. N****r moment
Person 4: The fuck?
Kephren by i am 3d polygon May 29, 2021
Kephren
Kephren by Not Kephren September 13, 2022
Hate Sink
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026
Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026