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kephren
Kephrens are never edgy and really good at rainbow 6 siege. Kephrens will tend to know everyone else's stats as they have a god complex and wishes to know everything. If you are named Kephren you are super special and unique and will be fated to make as much money and look as good as Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson aka Johnny sins.
Random player : I wonder how well i am playing this season
Kephren : You have a 0.67 k/d and 3.17 kills per match
Example 2 : Wow I sure wish I was as cool and unedgy as Kephren!
Kephren : You have a 0.67 k/d and 3.17 kills per match
Example 2 : Wow I sure wish I was as cool and unedgy as Kephren!
kephren by Not Kephren May 2, 2021
Kephren
An individual who is vague and mysterious in his usage of obscene language, with his dark humour that is actually racist humour aimed at particular racial groups. He is very handsome and amazing at Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege, and gets hella gyaldem. He has a strong tendency to destroy the bussies of those who get a negative K/D in his ranked matches through abusive language and omnipotent knowledge of one's in-game ranked statistics (up to and including how few footsteps his teammates take per match). This puts him perfectly in the balance between God (the R6 tracker network) and the human (noobs with <1 K/D average). He is also very intelligent and can play 5D chess.
Person 1: God, my team is soooo bad...
Kephren: Shut the fuck up, I see your stats. If I recall correctly your K/D is 0.56129 to 5 significant figures.
Person 2: Shut up Kephren.
Kephren: *violently rapes with microphone (with passion)*
------ WARNING: RACISMO --------
Person 3: I want to live peacefully.
Keph: In my personal opinion, not to bash anyone or anything, but i think that black people - not any specific - (n****rs if u will) (or n***a to some people) are fucking r***rded and should go back to being slaves and eat dirt. N****rs also smell like mud and cow shit. I personally wish hitler killed all the n****rs instead of the jews - although i also perceive jews to be sand n****rs - i hate real black n****rs more. When i grow up, i want to be a police officer in america so i can shoot all the n***rs in the neighbourhood (n****rhood if its filled with black people). I am a history major and in the vietnam war, they used spike traps that impale p*nises. I want to do that to all the n****rs in the world. if you censor me based on my opinions this will just be the same as 1984 you dictator. N****r moment
Person 4: The fuck?
Kephren: Shut the fuck up, I see your stats. If I recall correctly your K/D is 0.56129 to 5 significant figures.
Person 2: Shut up Kephren.
Kephren: *violently rapes with microphone (with passion)*
------ WARNING: RACISMO --------
Person 3: I want to live peacefully.
Keph: In my personal opinion, not to bash anyone or anything, but i think that black people - not any specific - (n****rs if u will) (or n***a to some people) are fucking r***rded and should go back to being slaves and eat dirt. N****rs also smell like mud and cow shit. I personally wish hitler killed all the n****rs instead of the jews - although i also perceive jews to be sand n****rs - i hate real black n****rs more. When i grow up, i want to be a police officer in america so i can shoot all the n***rs in the neighbourhood (n****rhood if its filled with black people). I am a history major and in the vietnam war, they used spike traps that impale p*nises. I want to do that to all the n****rs in the world. if you censor me based on my opinions this will just be the same as 1984 you dictator. N****r moment
Person 4: The fuck?
Kephren by i am 3d polygon May 29, 2021
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