keykul 

A variant to keykul, which is also a variant to keke.

Amanda: "So anyway, I was with this cute guy before...and oh man, he is like totally undoubtedly astounding and stuff."
Brittany: "O rly? Did you do it?"
Amanda: "....YES! keykul~~~"

keykul by Nick Francese July 29, 2008

Keykleptic

(adj.) Describes a Kleptomaniac who specifically targets keys; that person who has a strange, innate desire to lock people out of their rooms or cars.

You know you are keykleptic if everyone snatches their keys up off the table and shoves them down their pockets the second you step into the room.

"He ain't just a regular klepto, he's keykleptic! He's locked me out of my room three times this year, twice when I was in my bath robe"

Keykleptic by Donutlad February 26, 2013

kerkula 

A man that is so laid back you have to check to see that they have a pulse, but touch his stuff and you'll be killed in the face with murder!

"Hey Anthony, where did you get that black eye?"
"I saw this coat lying around and picked it up and this guy just kerkula'd me"

"911, whats your emergency"
"A man has been sitting outside all day and hasnt moved, I dont know if he is dead or just kerkula"

kerkula by ledude November 21, 2014

keyful 

A stupid shitter who sucks at cod

Keyful cannot shoot straight

keyful by thomas newton November 15, 2017

Kekulani 

He's the nigga, no cap no glizzy, best person to be around with, will love you no matter what, will give you whatever is possible to him at that given moment, and he can sing.

Girl1: Omg, is that Kekulani?
Girl2: Yes, omg, let's go talk to him.
Girl: Let me join y'all

Kekulani by As black as the night November 20, 2021

keyul 

Keyul is awesome.

Keyul is awesome

keyul by anonymous November 23, 2021

keyul 

Keyul is awesome.

Keyul is awesome

keyul by anonymous November 23, 2021