kerkula 

A man that is so laid back you have to check to see that they have a pulse, but touch his stuff and you'll be killed in the face with murder!

"Hey Anthony, where did you get that black eye?"
"I saw this coat lying around and picked it up and this guy just kerkula'd me"

"911, whats your emergency"
"A man has been sitting outside all day and hasnt moved, I dont know if he is dead or just kerkula"

kerkula by ledude November 21, 2014

kirkulated 

Sounds vibrating around your skull as you sit there in silence despairing over the vows of life

Greg sat as he was kirkulated by his friends

kirkulated by Gregypooh July 13, 2023

Kirkulate 

To state something in a stilted and overly dramatic fashion.

"John, we've got to... get beer... I... can't... handle this... sober!"
"Dude, don't kirkulate at me, there's whisky at the gig."

Kirkulate by Chubmonkey June 17, 2008

Kekulani 

He's the nigga, no cap no glizzy, best person to be around with, will love you no matter what, will give you whatever is possible to him at that given moment, and he can sing.

Girl1: Omg, is that Kekulani?
Girl2: Yes, omg, let's go talk to him.
Girl: Let me join y'all

Kekulani by As black as the night November 20, 2021