keybord alpha

IRL they are actually just a beta bitch but online talk mad shit as if they were a "real" alpha. Will type paragraphs at you of how there a badass and can bench more than you. Are normally below the 5'4' range and weigh just under or above 100 lbs. Tend to have no real friends and sit in the outer circle of there friend group.

Joined the Discord community and "keybord alpha" approached me and asked how much bench and said would cuck me because he benched more than his weight (102lbs btw)

keybord alpha by ChadOnTheDisco March 25, 2019

Keyboard Alphabet 

The Keyboard Alphabet is all the letters on a keyboard typed in order as the show.

Keyboard Alphabet: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

OR

qwertyuiop

asdfghjkl

zxcvbnm

Fred: What's the Keyboard Alphabet?

George: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

Keyboard Alphabet by qweertymcfred April 28, 2011

THE KEYBOARD ALPHABET 

The alphabet on a keyboard such as qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxvbnm

Kyle:Hey bro what is the keyboard alphabet?
James:Kyle are you dumb it's qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

THE KEYBOARD ALPHABET by loxdgamer12 October 6, 2018

Alphabetical Keyboard 

Something that is completely useless. The original keyboard of the "alphabet" before it was replaced with "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm"

Guy1: I love my Alphabetical keyboard!

Guy2: You weirdo, none even remembers the alphabet these days...

Alphabetical Keyboard by MacGamer115 December 18, 2012

Alphabet Keyboard

These shitty keyboards that if you're not careful can make your sentence just some random letters
If you're gonna make a keyboard make it a qwerty keyboard. Its simply much better to type with.

Me: Hey, why does Netflix and youtube on Xbox have a Alphabet Keyboard?
Logan: Yeah, its so dumb.

Alphabet Keyboard by ComesToVeryMind August 14, 2020