ketchup bottled 

verb. 1. to have one's penish smashed with the palm of his unexperienced girlfried's hand during a handjob.
2. to have one's dick smashed as if it was a ketchup bottle.

1. That dude can't walk cuz his dick got ketchup bottled last night.
2. "Damn girl, why did you have to ketchup bottle me.... that really hurt bad, now my dick is bleeding."

ketchup bottled by JandE August 5, 2008

ketchup bottle 

Verb. Refers the action slapping the thumb-side of one's clenched fist into the open palm of one's other hand, mimicking the action of attempting to extract ketchup that is stuck within a glass bottle. This action produces a slapping sound that is meant to imitate the sound produced by the contact of flesh between two people committing vigorous sexual intercourse or similar act. In more rare cases it can refer to solo masturbation.

Example 1.)

Person 1: Where did Dan and Molly go?

Person 2: I don't know (makes ketchup bottle motion).

Example 2.)

Person 1: Where did Dan and Molly go?

Person 2: I don't know, ketchup bottle (motion may or may not be made while saying this).

Example 3) (masturbation)

Person 1: Where did Dan go?

Person 2: I don't know, (insert text from examples 1 or 2)

ketchup bottle by Abe Rego October 30, 2009

Ketchup Bottle 

Usually when a girl is on her Period to make it funnier they’ll refer to a Ketchup Bottle.

Female 1: I’m a ketchup bottle😭
Male 1: I’ll help you feel better💙

Ketchup Bottle by Mosthated.ice March 22, 2020

Shaking the ketchup bottle 

Shaking the ketchup bottle is a euphemism for male masturbation. The metaphor comes from both the vigorous shaking motion applied to a ketchup bottle, and the "splooging" of ketchup when you've shaken it for long enough. Note: If what comes out is actually ketchup coloured, then you should very likely consult a doctor.

BRB - need to shake the ketchup bottle.

I was vigorously shaking the ketchup bottle last night.

I think I spent too long shaking the ketchup bottle - I'd ran out of ketchup by the time I was finished.

Shaking the ketchup bottle is a great way to pass the time.

Shaking the ketchup bottle by orangepony September 15, 2012

tapping the ketchup bottle 

The day after a girl has finished her period, then has sex, the next day she bleeds a little more.

I had sex last night with Jon and this morning I was bleeding again I guess he tapped the Ketchup bottle.

My husband was tapping the ketchup bottle to get the last bit out. I was very happy he did!

We were tapping the ketchup bottle and the kids woke up.

tapping the ketchup bottle by iva pad February 27, 2011

ketchup bottle 

In giving a hand job, when someone has one hand around your penis while their other hand is smacking your pecker head like beating a ketchup bottle when pouring.

"She was beating my dick off last night and then did the ketchup bottle move before I finished!"

ketchup bottle by D. Bittick July 12, 2007

Ketchup_bottlee 

Another Word for someone who is easily trollable

I Ketchup_bottleed someone today

Ketchup_bottlee by Ketchuperti October 23, 2020