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kessiah is a very calm and seggsy girl. any body, girl or boy. god has blessed her soul and would be delighted to see her in the afterlife.
kessiah is a calm baddie 😛
kessiah by taka-sama January 19, 2021
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a beautifulgirl who is very silly and fat she is cute in her own way.She loves hard and like to be loved back. She has a lot of insecuritys but will not let u know it. She is crazy and hilarious and always can be caught crying or eating food.
did yall see that girl kessiya , cuz she fine
kessiya by keep it real all day December 23, 2016
She’s a loving girl everyone appreciates her she helps ppl wen needed and would take a bullet for anyone this girl is a friend to look for
Look out for a kessia
Kessia by Jsbxosnsorndi May 24, 2018
a bad bitch named jessica who “K”s everyone so they call her kessica
beth: im sad
kessica: K
kessica by kessica The Bad Bitch October 29, 2019

Mar'kessia 

is a fairly rare name but she's a very sweet person who always looks out for her friends no matter what. She will always keep your secrets whether you are on good or bad terms but don't try her because she will beat you up real quick. She doesn't take bs from anyone and she's a good person to have a relationship with, she's very loyal and never cheats ! She is shy but once you get to know her she's always goofy and always making people laugh.
Person 1: "Ouuu who's that"
Person 2: "Oh her that's Mar'kessia she's sweet and pretty but don't fw her she can fight"
Mar'kessia by badbih12345 December 10, 2019
a really, really hot person who doesn't know their sexuality or gender and hates life. Has tried sewer slide twice and obviously failed.

My definition of Kessia- Love Kessia
Kessia is hot and confused
kessia by kessiasconfused May 23, 2021
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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