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Koseki Bijou 

me: 🗿
my friend: 🗿
koseki bijou: 🗿
Koseki Bijou by Aumon1042 August 2, 2023
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Onna :kiseki wa nan desu ka?
Girl: What is a miracle?
kiseki by olivia smith August 23, 2007
sexiest last name ever, any person who has this last name is automatically hot, these keskin mfs are also the best kind of people. :) ;) usually people are so shocked by their hotness they scream woah when they see a keskin
that keskin is so hot
they are so mf keskin woah
I'm going to suck the cream out of that keeki!
Keeki by Innocent Loli April 28, 2010

KesekiMoFo 

KesekiMoFo n. Originally the name of a guy who participated in the game Infantry. In the game, people used its abbreviated word of KeseMoFo, taken as you bitch. Also seen in communities such as Cosmic Rift
I akwoned that kesemofo.
KesekiMoFo by Francisco March 11, 2005
She is shy, but has a really big heart and would do anything to help you. Although, this person is beautiful, she can get picked on a lot by jealous fuck holes. If you get to know her she'll love you forever, and no matter what.
I've known a Kelekia for about a year now.

That girl down the street, her name is kelekia, and she is amazing.
Kelekia by All Almighty Nig May 20, 2018
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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