kerfuddle

When a priest sexually caresses a young child, usually an alter boy.

I watched my son get kerfuddled by the priest... I am the priest.

by Dink in your Sink October 9, 2019

mumph kerfuffle

2 Random words a British youtuber randomly said together

Mumph kerfuffle

Speech increased to 100

by Just another random dumbass October 28, 2020

Fuckle Kerfuffle

When you have a very big mess on your hand, like a VERY BIG mess, seriously you should look for help for this.

A: "Hey can you help me with my Fuckle Kerfuffle?"
B: "No way man, I also have a Fuckle Kerfuffle on my hand!"

by Gamsung Salaxy October 22, 2019

kerfuffle

A polite way of saying shitstorm.

She caused quite a kerfuffle when she sent out that letter accusing them of cheating.

by lantian March 18, 2013

Kerfunkle

To fuck shit up

I'm gonna kerfunkle your face

by Zathanial December 23, 2014

Kerfunklebops

A word to describe how astronomically bad a person slams another person. Usually used for fictional debates.

Example: Superman kerfunklebops Deku

by JayOverHeaven January 19, 2022

Alaskan Kerfuffle

When you and your sister eat so much peyote you think that you've swapped bodies to which you figure the only way to reverse it is to have hardcore anal sex with each other also being joined by your uncle herbert!!!!!!!!

i wish me and my sister did the alaskan kerfuffle she's, just so hot!
Last night me and my uncle ate so much peyote we alaskan kerfuffled

by Thic WhipperSnapper September 28, 2018