kerfluffery 

As useful as a group of monkeys trying to fuck a football.

An HOA tried to decide on the perfect grass length for people to mow their lawns. A "kerfluffery" ensued.

kerfluffery by Sarbear99 May 30, 2023

kerfluffer 

n. One who continuously stimulates a kerfuffle (see), ofttimes in the performance of their professional responsibilities. e.g. Ann Coulter, Jim Hoft, Sean Hannity, Michelle Malkin. (from "fluffer" the off-camera porn movie person responsible for maintaining the commercial functionality of the male equipment between takes + "kerfuffle").

The kerfluffers are challenging Obama's birth certificate again.

kerfluffer by ed-waldo August 3, 2010

kerfluffed 

confused in an air head way.

Jan was kerfluffed. She couldn't decide which weighed more, a pound of feathers or a pound of marbles.

Like, I'm totally kerfluffed.

kerfluffed by Foooeee June 17, 2007

kurfluffer

An adjective describing the way someone acts when they are high...

She was going all kurfluffer after that party man....

kurfluffer by Sumanda May 13, 2005

Kerfluffell 

Another term for “being fucked up”, usually by weed. Or just “fucked up”.

“Man! I was so kerfluffelled at the party last night!”

“Shit my bed is kerfluffelled”

Kerfluffell by im_wack_lol September 29, 2019

Kerfluffen 

the term used when you take the fish for a walk while your dead auntie mops the dishes last year ago

Yeah, I went for a short kerfluffen yesterday, not long, just for about 45 minutes.

Kerfluffen by Kerfluffen Enjoyer April 27, 2025