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kerfluffer 

n. One who continuously stimulates a kerfuffle (see), ofttimes in the performance of their professional responsibilities. e.g. Ann Coulter, Jim Hoft, Sean Hannity, Michelle Malkin. (from "fluffer" the off-camera porn movie person responsible for maintaining the commercial functionality of the male equipment between takes + "kerfuffle").
The kerfluffers are challenging Obama's birth certificate again.
kerfluffer by ed-waldo August 3, 2010
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Kerfluffle 

noun. a disturbance or hubbub; a small scale disturbance. an upsetting event
Due to yesterday's kerfluffle, I will be leaving the community.
Kerfluffle by taylor November 22, 2004

Kerfuffel 

To get oneself flustered into a pickle
There was such a commotion made about him wearing speedos, Todd worked his way into quite the kerfuffel.
Kerfuffel by Parko2275 January 13, 2015

Kerfluffle 

A situation which results from multiple parties engaging in violent, sporadic, or uncontrollable behavior.
Those two puppies caused a kerfluffle at the dog park.

Kerfluffle 

Verb: To rile up, confuse, or anger a cat (especially kittens) into fluffing up. Sometimes results in a cat spazzing out and running around the residence.
The cat was so kerfluffled you could hardly see its legs under all the fur.
Kerfluffle by Samishii January 20, 2011

ferfluffer 

(noun) a car with about 7500 stuffed animals in the rear window.
Dudes… a carload of ferfluffers just about ran me off the road a little earlier today.
ferfluffer by Meh Toole May 19, 2005

Ye old Kerfluffle 

A band of weirdos who are loud, annoying, lonely, and random scream about memes

(no one can say that about us but me cause I'm in the band)
Wow ye old Kerfluffle is a really weird band
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